A recently married Percy about Jason and his glasses: Wedding vows should be updated to include, "Do you promise to love & cherish him even when he swears he can’t find something & it’s right in front of his face?"
Jason, looking for glasses even though they're on top of his head: Perce I lost my glasses again-
Percy, not even looking up from sharpening Riptide: They're on your head Jace.
Jason: Oh
Jason reaches up to this head and puts his glasses on properly, content, he's about to go back into the bedroom but does a double take
Jason: Why are you sharpening your sword at 3 Am?
So true!
Also
You can't just leave this out in the tags OP
Your right, also: Jason: Percy I am not wearing those. Percy, hold Jason's glasses with those grandma chains: Yes, yes you are
He's too stubborn to admit Percy was right
Percy: You refuse to wear contacts but you keep losing your glasses. Seriously Jason, how are you supposed to live? Either you wear the glasses with the chains or I'm gonna superglue it to your head!





















