my friends and i talk about nick woltemade like he’s a guy we know

i miss club football :(

hanging out at my best friend’s place while we both do our own thing and she just randomly brought me ice and mint and lime for my water 🥹

sam fender is my close personal friend

went to the shops with my mate because he wanted to buy a new helmet and cycling shorts and the salesperson started talking to me about india (which is fine) and then about the caste system and poverty and women’s rights (which is a little weirder to be talking about with a guy you don’t know anything abt apart from the fact that he is indian) at which point my friend saved me and said “ahem rahul i wanna try these on” 😭

the idea of var checking that pen for five minutes meanwhile a minor crime could happen on the pitch and the ref would wave it off alright that makes sense

mazraoui somehow has found a way for a bald man to become even more bald like you truly must hand it to him this is innovative stuff

all these french guys do is scam pens

saliba 2 mistakes in 20 minutes #rubbingmyhandstogether

that paraguayan senator has me in tears she’s just come out saying she deleted her post against mbappe bc it was racist and then she used the n word in her statement are you fucking joking me 😭

marmoush 0 goals 0 assists 0 dribbles won 3 winks to the camera 5 hair flips 7 shirt tugging ups 10 licking of lips