sam fender is my close personal friend

went to the shops with my mate because he wanted to buy a new helmet and cycling shorts and the salesperson started talking to me about india (which is fine) and then about the caste system and poverty and women’s rights (which is a little weirder to be talking about with a guy you don’t know anything abt apart from the fact that he is indian) at which point my friend saved me and said “ahem rahul i wanna try these on” 😭

the idea of var checking that pen for five minutes meanwhile a minor crime could happen on the pitch and the ref would wave it off alright that makes sense

mazraoui somehow has found a way for a bald man to become even more bald like you truly must hand it to him this is innovative stuff

all these french guys do is scam pens

saliba 2 mistakes in 20 minutes #rubbingmyhandstogether

that paraguayan senator has me in tears she’s just come out saying she deleted her post against mbappe bc it was racist and then she used the n word in her statement are you fucking joking me 😭

marmoush 0 goals 0 assists 0 dribbles won 3 winks to the camera 5 hair flips 7 shirt tugging ups 10 licking of lips

cuti coming in clutch now for argentina excuse me where were the last minute goals for us this season while we were on the BRINK OF RELEGATION

let’s all collectively kill ourselves

cuti hermano ahora no

omar marmoush, incredibly good looking fella. shite footballer