A Lamb Leader In hell (Alastor x Female Lamb Reader)
The episode opens in Vox's surveillance room, as overlapping videos from various cameras stationed around the Hazbin Hotel play on the screens stationed around him. Vox himself is sitting in his office chair, watching them all while drinking from his mug.
Vox: No fucking way! They're going to fight? Oh, my god. Hahahaha! Oh, looks like your little hotel didn't work out so well. *watches a screen with Alastor on it, which glitches slightly* Oh, Alastor, I cannot wait to watch you get FUCKED! Ahahahaha! And I wonder if your cute adorable little lamb leader girlfriend can fight as good as she says she can!
Vox laughs maniacally as the camera pans away from his chair and screens.
The scene changes to show the cannibals all gathered outside the hotel, practicing with their weapons as Y/n showed them how to with her Red Crown shifting into weapons, which has blessed with angelic steel inside it, thanks to the angelic weapon upgrades. As Charlie watches them all from the hotel's entrance, Vaggie comes up to her.
Charlie: *sighs* Oh, I wish my mom were here to see this.
Vaggie: The cannibals seem ready to fight. Are we?
Red Crown: It looks like all of us are.
Charlie: Could you show us your weapon skills with your angelic steel upgrades to your Red Crown, Y/n.
Charlie looked excited to see her lamb bestie's skills again.
Y/n's eyes turn glowing red and the Red Crown then activated its angelic steel upgrades as it glowed gold and white as it it did. It turns into a sword in Y/n's hooved hand as she slashed one target in half. Then turned her sword into a dagger and threw it at the center of target cutting through it. Then it turns into a blunderbuss as Y/n shot three bullets at three targets and the targets turn into ash. Then the blunderbuss turns into a spear and she threw it dead center at target as it cleanly went through. And then the spear turns into a bow and arrows as she shoots an arrow at a target directly at the center. And then she turns her bow and arrows into a sword again as she slices it at a target center and it gets cut in half. Charlie and Vaggie stare with wide eyes impressed by her Red Crown weapons skills.
Charlie: That's wonderful, Y/n!
The sword then turns back into the Red Crown and went on top of Y/n's head again, as the Red Crown deactivated its angelic steel brace and turns back into its normal red and black colors again, and then Y/n's glowing red eyes turn back into her normal ones as she smiles at the girls.
Red Crown: You all wish to be this cool as me and Y/n.
Sir Pentious bursts out of the hotel's doors, wearing a Victorian-style British army uniform and looking proud of himself.
Sir Pentious: Fear not, damsels. I shall have the staff ready for victorious combat!
Vaggie: What in the hell are you supposed to be?
Sir Pentious: *salutes* General Pentious, reporting for duty. I'll turn those rapscallions into soldiers in no time at all!
Niffty, running around the hotel's entrance, now runs up to Pentious.
Niffty: What can I do to help?
Sir Pentious: I'm glad, you asked, soldier. The base needs fortifications. Reinforce the southern wall! Create a moat around the perimeter to stop a ground assault.
Niffty blinks up at Pentious, having no idea what he just said.
Y/n: If you see an angel, stab it! *hands Niffty a small blade*
Niffty sees Angel Dust a few metres away, and, thinking that Angel Dust is what Y/n and Charlie meant, runs towards him with her knife.
Niffty: Stab! Stab! Stab!
Angel Dust: Hey, hey, hey, hey! *climbs up the pole he was leaning on*
Charlie and Y/n: Not him!
As Niffty runs off to find other things to stab, Angel does a flip and lands on the ground, before walking over to stand with Charlie, Vaggie, Y/n, and Pentious.
Vaggie: *drill sergeant style* Listen up, sinners! We've got 24 hours before the Extermination begins. Let's get to work.
As the cannibals and the hotel's residents begin training to fight, Vox continues to watch them all train from his surveillance room.
Vox: Oh, they suck. Oh, they suck so bad! Oh, God. They're gonna fucking die! They're- they're gonna die. But that cute adorable lamb leader Y/n might be the only one that survives since she has those weapon skills on her.
Back at the hotel, Charlie is holding Alastor's microphone as Y/n stands beside both of them as she and Alastor hold hands, preparing to give a speech to the cannibals and the hotel's residents.
Charlie: Hello? *taps microphone* I want to thank everyone for coming. Even people who aren't staying here yet...Cherri.
Cherri Bomb: Look, I can't resist a fight, okay? Especially when I get to tag team with this fuckhead. *wraps arm around Angel, who smiles*
Charlie: Tomorrow, the Exorcist Angels will face a Hell ready to defend itself and win!
Vaggie: Yeah! Yeah, we will! Tell 'em, baby!
Charlie: Yes! And we are-we are going to win! But in case we don't, I want you all to know... that getting to know you has been the biggest honor of my life. Whatever redemption really means, I know you all tried. I have seen the good in all of you. And it's... I-I'm just... I love you all, so much, and-and live tonight however you want because-
Niffty: We're all gonna die! *laughs maniacally*
Vaggie: *starts clapping* Alright! Let's give it up for not dying! Love not dying. *pauses* Drinks?
Inside the hotel, the gang are sharing drinks, talking and laughing with one another.
Vaggie: I mean, personally, I'm excited. It's been a while since I stabbed anyone and really meant it, you know what I mean?
Cherri Bomb: Cheers, bitches!
Angel Dust: Here's to us!
Sir Pentious: Here's to being alive today and not dying tomorrow!
Alastor, Y/n, and Niffty watch the rest of the group drinking from the mezzanine.
Alastor: Ah, the celebratory night before a courageous last stand. It's been a surprising thrill to witness these wayward souls find connection. Almost makes one sentimental, eh, Niffty and lovely lamb Y/n?
Y/n nods at him with a blush.
Y/n: Yeah, it does, Alastor.
Y/n tries a glass of red wine for the first time as as she drinks it, her expression turns into smile.
Y/n: I think I like this red wine now.
Red Crown: For some reason, I knew you would.
Niffty: I really like them, Alastor and Y/n. They let me put on roach puppet shows without booing!
Alastor: Ah, an enjoyable collective to be around. I admit one could get accustomed.
Y/n: That's nice, Niffty.
Niffty hops on top of Alastor's head and Y/n's woolen head and places a crown made of roaches and sticks on his head and Y/n's head above her Red Crown.
Niffty: I dub thee, King and Queen Roach.
Alastor: Oh, to understand your twisted little mind!
Red Crown: Please get this imitation crown menace off me.
Alastor, Y/n, and Niffty begin laughing maniacally together, signalling that they possibly do understand each other's twisted little minds. As both Y/n and Alastor blush at each other. Meanwhile, Angel is sitting by the parlor as Husk pours him a drink.
Husk: Last day of afterlife, and you're not off snorting a line off some hunk's abs?
Angel Dust: Eh, you fucked one cannibal pool boy, you fucked 'em all.
Husk: I guess you have changed.
Angel Dust: Hey, Charlie and Y/n said live tonight however we wanted... so pour me a fresh one, and let's get to living!
As Husk pours Angel another drink, Pentious tentatively approaches Cherri Bomb, who is talking to Vaggie.
Sir Pentious: Miss Bomb? Cherri?
Sir Pentious: I want to tell you that I...I love... *loses his nerve* I'd love to wish you good luck in the battle ahead. *shakes Cherri's hand*
Sir Pentious: You are... have always been a worthy opponent. With the most... brilliant explosive contraptions I've ever seen.
Cherri Bomb: Uh... thanks?
Sir Pentious: Anyway, I guess... please don't die tomorrow. Okay, bye!
Sir Pentious runs away as Angel comes up to Cherri, passing her a shot.
Angel Dust: You know, you could totally tap that.
Cherri Bomb: Tss, don't be gross.
Angel Dust: Cuz, you know, I hear he's got 2 dicks.
Cherri looks back at Pentious.
The scene cuts to Charlie, standing outside Angel's bedroom door. A few photos of Angel and the rest of the group are stuck to his door. Charlie, looks at them, smiling, before realizing that she might never see them again if they lose the battle tomorrow, and begins to break down and cry.
Y/n: You alright, Charlie?
Charlie turns to see Vaggie and Y/n standing in the corridor, watching her. Charlie turns away from both of them.
Charlie: I'm sorry... I'm... I'm just so scared. What if we lose?
Vaggie: ♪ You've, already done so much ♪
Vaggie and Y/n begin to walk towards Charlie, singing.
♪ So many lives you've changed ♪
♪ So many souls you've touched ♪
♪ And in the end, if it's only me you've saved ♪
Charlie and Vaggie: ♪ There's something that I've been dying to say ♪
Y/n: What you've been needing to say more than anything.
♪ Need you to know I love you more than anything ♪
Charlie and Vaggie hold each other close and kiss as they then both hug Y/n in a group hug as the camera slowly zooms out from the three of them.
In Heaven, the Exorcists are all lined up outside Heaven's gates as Adam gives them all a pep talk.
Adam: Extermination Day is here, bitches. We're going to go down and exterminate demon ass!
Adam: Prepare to slaughter every sinner in that shit hotel, and you all remember Vaggie?
The Exorcists all boo Vaggie.
Exorcists: Boo! We hate her!
Lute: Rip Vaggie's c*** mouth out her ass!
Adam: Would you just-ju-chill, Lute. Fuck. Anyway, whoever brings me Vaggie's head gets... uh, I dunno, a million Heaven bucks. How about that, huh?
Adam: Haha, yeah! Ladies, let's fuck shit up! [accompanied by a guitar sting] ♪ ATTACK! ♪
Behind Adam, a portal to Hell opens and all of the Exorcists fly through it. The portal opens right outside the hotel, where Charlie, Vaggie, Y/n, Angel, Pentious, Husk, Niffty, Cherri Bomb and the cannibals are gathered by the entrance. Charlie has a golden shield with an apple motif, Vaggie has her angelic spear, Y/n's eyes turn glowing red as her Red Crown activates its angelic steel upgrades as it turns gold and white as it turns into a bow and arrows in her hooved hands, Niffty has the small knife that Y/n and Charlie gave her (and is laughing maniacally), Angel has a tommy gun, Cherri has a bomb, and Pentious has a short sword. Their weapons have all been given angelic steel enhancements to allow them to kill the Exorcists.
Vaggie: Here they come. Get ready, everyone. We fight together!
As the group prepares to attack, Valentino, Velvette and Vox are all sitting in front of a TV in V Tower, which is showing real-time camera footage from the hotel. Valentino and Velvette look bored, with Velvette on her phone, but Vox has a box of popcorn and is excited to watch them all die.
Vox: Oh, oh. Oh, this is going to be good!
At the hotel, Vaggie raises her angelic spear.
Vaggie: Now! FOR YOUR SOULS!
The group cheers and charge as the Exorcists begin pouring out of the portal, charging back at them.
Charlie and Y/n: Let's FUCK THEM UP!
As the Exorcists and the hotel group begins fighting, Alastor stands on the hotel's roof, watching the angels flying out.
Alastor: Let the slaughter begin. AHAHAHAHAHAHA-HA!
Alastor laughs maniacally and swings his microphone, causing a huge force field to appear around the hotel which traps the attacking Exorcists inside. Adam and Lute watch in confusion from outside the force field.
Lute: They appear to have some kind of shield, sir!
Adam: (sarcastically) Oh, really? I didn't see this giant fucking shield in front of me, YOU DUMB BITCH! NO SHIT!
The force field sprouts tentacles and begins killing Exorcists that are on the outside of the force field with angelic weapons.
Adam: That's how they can kill us? With our own weapons?! Fucking weak, dude.
As Lute raises her sword and flies to attack the shield, Cherri and Angel attack Exorcists from the inside of the force field, with Angel shooting with his Tommy gun and Cherri throwing her explosives. Pentious watches them from his cannons.
Angel Dust: Come and get some!
Cherri Bomb: Eat shrapnel, fuckers!
Sir Pentious: All angelic weapons fire at will!
Husk flies past, throwing his explosive cards at angels.
Husk: Hey! Yelling while fighting...doesn't help.
Niffty runs around stabbing every angel she can see, even the dead ones. Charlie, Y/n, and Vaggie are fighting back to back.
Y/n uses her Red Crown bow and arrows and was shooting arrows at nearby exorcists.
Charlie: Alastor's shield is working!
Vaggie: Trying to focus, sweetie!
Charlie: We might actually have a chance!
Vaggie: Love the optimism. Still trying to focus.
Y/n: We're winning, girls.
And exorcist was going to attack Vaggie but Y/n shot an arrow at the exorcists' head, killing her.
Another exorcist tried to stab Charlie in front but Y/n changes her Red Crown bow and arrows into a dagger and stabbed her from behind and sliced off the exorcist's head.
Charlie: Thanks, bestie, you're a real life lifesaver!
Adam and Lute are still hovering over the force field. Adam clearly has had enough of being left out of the battle.
Adam: I'm fucking over this.
Adam draws backwards before flying straight at the shield. With one punch, he causes it to dissipate, leaving the hotel exposed.
As the smoke clears, Adam sees Alastor standing on the roof. Recognising him as the creator of the shield, Adam flies down to the roof to meet him. The Vees watch from V Tower, Vox preparing to see Alastor die.
Vox: Oh, fuck! I am so hard right now!
Vox makes a thrust gesture for a couple seconds while Velvette turns away from him, seemingly uncomfortable about Vox making the gesture at her. Meanwhile, Alastor takes a few steps forward to meet Adam.
Alastor: Adam! First man, next to die.
Adam: Who the fuck are you?
Alastor: Alastor. Pleasure to be meeting you, quite a pleasure. I'm about to end your fucking life.
Alastor taps his cane on the ground, causing four tentacles to rise up around him.
Adam: (sarcastically) Nice voice. Don't you know jazz is for PUSSIES!
Adam summons his guitar and flies straight at Alastor. Alastor stands still as his tentacles lash out at Adam. Adam slashes at them all before gearing up to attack Alastor himself.
Adam attempts to attack Alastor with his guitar, but Alastor moves smoothly out of the way, before sending more tentacles towards Adam.
Adam: You really think you can take me on? A mortal soul is no match for me, edge-lord.
Alastor: You should know better than anyone what a soul can accomplish when they take charge of their own fate.
Alastor's shadow looms behind him, making it appear as though there was a crack in the hotel's roof. The crack leads up to Adam, where one of Alastor's shadow monsters appears and punches Adam.
Adam: Ohoho, you think you're tough shit, huh? *destroys Alastor's shadow monster*
Alastor: Tougher than you. Ha ha ha!
Adam swings at Alastor with his guitar. Alastor easily dodges his strikes.
Alastor: You lack discipline, control, and worst, *goes into full demon form* YOU'RE SLOPPY!
More of Alastor's shadow creatures appear, attacking Adam and crawling all over him, sending him flying upwards.
Adam: And you're...*realizes he doesn't know what to say* fuck-fuck you...you red piece of f-too much fucking red...fuck...shut up!
Using one of his tentacles, Alastor grabs Adam and throws him into the sign on the hotel's roof.
Alastor: Ha ha ha! Poetry!
Adam: I'm going to wipe that shit-eating grin off your face, CAUSE RADIO IS FUCKING DEAD!
Adam flies a few metres into the air and swings his guitar, sending a shockwave towards Alastor. When it dissipates, Alastor has been forced out of his full demon form and his microphone has been snapped in two.
Alastor: (with absolutely no static) What just happened? *notices microphone* ...fuck.
While Alastor is distracted by his microphone, Adam manages to score a hit on him, slashing him across the torso and sending him flying back to the edge of the roof. Vox cheers from V Tower.
Vox: Yes! Fuck you, Alastor! *flips off screen* Ahahaha! *jumps on top of table* THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX!
Alastor picks up the 2 pieces of his microphone, trying to go back into his full demon form, but being too injured.
Alastor: (singsong) Have to disagree with you there! Radio's not dead, but it is ending this broadcast.
Alastor flees the battle and melts into his shadow. Adam, laughing, watches him disappear while leaning on his guitar.
Meanwhile, Vox watches in anger from V Tower, disappointed that Alastor wasn't dead and angry at him for seemingly fleeing like a coward.
Vox: No! Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! PUSSY!
At the front of the hotel, Pentious commands the cannibals from the balcony.
Sir Pentious: Right flank, advance! Left flank, watch your six. *addressing Charlie, Y/n, and Vaggie* Ladies! There are more coming up on your right. Get ready for them, Vagatha!
Vaggie: Not my name, but got it.
Y/n uses her Red Crown bow and arrows and shoots more arrows at exorcists and kills 10 from above, while her bow and arrows turns into a Red Crown dagger and using her dagger to kill ones at close range.
Charlie is hitting angels with her shield, apologising to each of them as she does so.
Charlie: Sorry! Sorry. Sorry-sorry, sorry!
Vaggie: Now's not the time for that, babe!
Y/n: You got this, bestie!
Five angels fly at Vaggie, out to kill her. Charlie uses her firework power to explode them all.
Charlie: DIE, MOTHERFUCKERS!
Then five more angels fly at Charlie and Vaggie. Y/n's glowing red eyes from the Red Crown glowed and she uses her psychic telekinesis powers to hold them all still and made heads all snap and blow up and bleed out to death all at the same time.
Husk flies around the hotel, throwing his playing cards. Angel, near him, is shooting them all with his tommy gun.
Husk: These fucking angels won't stop coming!
Angel laughs, his dirty mind turning it into a sex joke.
Husk: Okay, I walked right into that one.
Angel sees an Exorcist advancing on 2 of the Egg Boiz.
Angel Dust: Hold that thought.
Angel runs to defend the eggs, one of them having already been killed by the Exorcist. Angel blocks the Exorcist's sword with his tommy gun, before shooting it up with guns that were hidden in his third pair of arms.
Angel Dust: (to the Egg Boi named Frank) You alright, squirt?
Frank: I nearly scrambled...myself.
Angel Dust: Get somewhere safe.
Angel is knocked off his feet by a huge explosion. The smoke clears, revealing it to be Adam, flying above everyone and shooting angelic light from his hands.
Adam: SUCK MY HOLY LIGHT, FUCKERS! YEAH!
Charlie: What? Alastor was supposed to handle him. Oh no, he must be-
Y/n got worried for a moment but then she shook off the feeling, knowing, from her clairvoyance, that Alastor is smart enough to plan to escape to safety.
Y/n: Alastor is probably still alive somewhere else, he's safe.
Charlie, Y/n, and Vaggie run to safety as Adam attempts to shoot at them. Pentious watches them.
Vaggie: We aren't going to last long unless we do something about him.
Y/n: Someone has to take him out.
Pentious looks up at Adam.
Cherri runs past Pentious to get to a better vantage point, holding a bomb. Pentious pulls her back down.
Cherri Bomb: I'm trying to fight here! You out of your fucking mind?
Pentious kisses Cherri, the bomb falling out of her hand and exploding behind them.
Sir Pentious: Miss Cherri Bomb, I love you. Remember me!
Pentious runs off to his airship. Cherri looks back at him, blushing.
Cherri Bomb: That was kinda hot.
Pentious enters his airship, the Egg Boiz lined up around the inside. As he slithers past them, they salute.
Sir Pentious: Eggs, activate thrusters, and charge the death ray.
Pentious' airship starts up and lifts itself off of the hotel. Everyone else watches.
Angel Dust: That crazy motherfucker.
The airship flies towards Adam, aiming the death ray at him.
Egg Boi: Target in range.
The airship edges closer and closer to Adam, the death ray charging up. Adam notices it.
With one blast from his finger, Adam incinerates the airship and everyone inside it.
Adam: Haha, that coulda been ugly.
Everyone stares in horror from the ground.
Cherri Bomb: (gasps) Nooo!
Angel Dust: You did good, buddy.
Charlie, crying, sinks to her knees. Vaggie runs over to her. Y/n stood by her side.
Vaggie: Charlie, I'm so sorry...
Charlie growls as the tears run down her face, the sadness turning into rage. She stands up.
Razzle and Dazzle fly over to her. Charlie engulfs herself in a tornado of fire and rises up. When it dissipates, she is in her full demon form and is holding a pitchfork. Razzle and Dazzle have become huge dragons.
Charlie, Y/n, and Vaggie jump onto Razzle and Dazzle's backs and begin to fly. The rest of them watch from the ground, cheering.
Charlie, Y/n, and Vaggie fly higher and higher, towards Adam and Lute.
Charlie: Forward! Go, Razzle, go!
Adam: Oh, look who thinks they're badass now!
Lute: The traitor came to die.
Lute lunges down and slices Dazzle's wing clean off, causing him to roar in pain.
Vaggie screams as they fall together. Lute strikes her sword in Dazzle's heart as they crash through the glass ceiling and right in the lobby. Vaggie falls off, and gets up just as Lute raises her sword out of Dazzle, and they stare each other in the face.
Lute: Before I take your life, I'm going to tear that other eye out of your face.
A fight bell rings as Lute lunges at Vaggie, Vaggie managing to throw her into the wall. Lute flies back at Vaggie and throws her to the ground, hitting her head against it repeatedly. Vaggie manages to flip her over, but Lute throws her into the wall again, before lunging at her with her sword. Vaggie dodges and Lute rams her sword into the wall. Pulling it out, she leaps at Vaggie and smashes her head into the table, breaking Vaggie's nose. Vaggie grabs Alastor's radio and hits Lute with it. As the two continue fighting, Charlie and Y/n watche from atop Razzle.
Charlie and Y/n begin to fly down to help Vaggie, but Adam appears in their flight path.
With one arm, Adam tries to smash Y/n away but she manages to teleport herself on the roof and while Adam smashes Charlie into the sign on the hotel's roof, electrocuting her. Charlie falls onto the roof as Y/n catches her before she hits the roof floor as Adam flies above the hotel's sign.
Adam: Risking your immortal life for sinners? That's some crazy shit, even for Lucifer's brat and a lamb leader! And why did you get your cute adorable little lamb friend involved in this knowing she's risking her innocent life for your shitty dream? Did you want her dead too or something?
Charlie: These sinners are my family! And Y/n is one of my best friends ever!
Y/n: And I chose to help her and the ones I care about more than anything!
Adam: (mockingly) "These sinners are my family"! Do you even hear yourselves? You should've stayed in your place, girlies-
Charlie stabs him in the arm with her pitchfork and Y/n uses her Red Crown bow and arrows and shoots an arrow from her bow at him directly into his chest then she uses her agile speed and agility to sneak up behind him and change her bow and arrows into a dagger and slashed at him and stabbed him with her Red Crown dagger from behind him, before Charlie swung him around and Y/n uses her psychic telekinesis magic to throw him harshly across the roof, with Y/n's Red Crown arrow and dagger attack that made him bleed a little.
Charlie: That's Princess of Hell to you, pig!
Y/n: And that's the chosen vessel of the Red Crown lamb leader to you, dumb fuck!
Adam: The fuck? That hurt! *Looks To Y/n* And you made me bleed with your Red Crown and powers! How did you do that?!
Charlie looks at him, flicking her tail. Y/n looks him with her eyes glowing red, readying her psychic powers and abilities, and her Red Crown dagger ready to stab him again. Adam stands up.
Back in the hotel's foyer, Lute throws Vaggie to the ground, knocking her spear out of her hand.
Lute: You always were weak.
Vaggie tries to reach for her spear, but Lute flips it off the ground and out of her reach with her foot, before driving it into Vaggie's right hand. Vaggie screams in pain.
Lute: So, I'll spare you the pain of seeing your demon bitch die.
Vaggie looks up and sees that the mezzanine is on the verge of collapse. Pulling the spear out of her hand, she uses it to throw Lute off of her before revealing her newly restored wings to fly up and destroy the last pillars holding it up. Lute screams as it falls on her as plumes of sawdust fly everywhere. When it clears, the LED face has come off of Lute's mask. Lute's left arm is pinned under the rubble.
Lute: Do it, then. Correct your mistake.
Vaggie: Seriously, you're pathetic, you know that? Ready to die rather than accepting mercy? No. Live. Live, knowing that you only do because I let you. The failure.
Hearing Charlie screaming in the distance, Vaggie flies out of the hole in the hotel's roof to help her. As soon as she is gone, Lute, not accepting mercy, begins to free herself from under the rubble. She screams in pain as she pulls her left arm off, freeing the rest of her body.
On the hotel's roof, Adam knocks Charlie and Y/n to the ground, before picking Charlie up by the throat. Charlie's tail and horns recede.
Adam: This fight was cute n'all, but it's (his mask glitches for a moment) time to die with the rest of them!
Vaggie flies to the roof to help Charlie, but Lute flies after her and pins her to the floor.
Y/n stood up and looked at Adam with her glowing red eyes as the Red Crown glares at him.
Y/n: You attacked all my friends! You harmed my best friend!
Adam: Oh, yeah, are you gonna get sad over it, what can you do, you're just an innocent little lamb creature that's too small to do any harm?
Y/n: I'm not sad, I'm enraged!
Y/n's glowing red eyes eyes then glowed blood red and used her Red Crown telekinesis abilities to break the bones in Adam's arm and leg, and was strangling him by his throat with her own psychic telekinesis, making him scream in pain, and drop Charlie. Y/n runs to catch her however nearly misses.
Suddenly, a fist appears and punches Adam so hard that it damages his mask as he goes flying into the hotel's sign, before falling through the roof. The person catches Charlie and Y/n as it is revealed to be Lucifer, with his wings out and sporting a different coat, this one with red and golden epaulets.
Lucifer: Sorry I wasn't here sooner, sweetie and adorable little lamb Y/n.
Lucifer lands and puts Charlie and Y/n down. Adam climbs back onto the roof, half of his mask having broken off.
Adam: Okay, seriously! How many of you freaks do I have to fight?!
Lucifer walks up to Adam, rolling up his sleeves to fight.
Lucifer: Oh, I'm the only one that matters. See, you messed with my daughter and her cute adorable little lamb friend, and now, I am going to FUCK you!
Adam stares at Lucifer, perplexed. Lute and Vaggie stop their fight to stare in confusion at Lucifer. Angel cocks an eyebrow, smiling as Husk gives him a deadpanned look and the other Exorcists also stare in confusion. The Vees stare at the screen from V Tower, Vox looking perplexed and Velvette and Valentino smiling.
Valentino: Well, this just got interesting.
Charlie, slightly embarrassed, corrects her dad as Y/n did the same.
Charlie: (whispering) It's fuck you up, Dad.
Y/n: (whispering) It's actually fuck you up, Lucifer.
Lucifer: ...Wait, what did I say?
Adam flies at Lucifer with a battle cry, smashing him into the wall. Lucifer transforms into a snake to escape and slithers into the air, before transforming back.
Lucifer: Hyahahah! So this is what you been up to since Eden? *dodges Adam by turning into a goat* Gotta say, you've really let yourself go, buddy.
Adam grabs Lucifer by the foot. Lucifer turns into a snake briefly to free himself. Adam throws him away and Lucifer turns into a bird.
Adam: You?! Judging me?! You're the most hated being in all of creation!
Adam tries to shoot his angelic light at Lucifer, but Lucifer dodges.
Lucifer: Well, your first wife didn't seem to hate what I had to offer... or the second, bow-chicka-pow-pow!
Lucifer flies away doing a little dance. Adam briefly manages to hold him in a chokehold.
Adam: I'll fuckin' end you!
Lucifer turns into a horse and kicks Adam away.
Lucifer: Whoa, missed me! *turns back and dodges Adam' s light* Hoohoo, not even close. Haha! Nice try, douchebag!
Adam: Hold still, you slippery fucker!
Charlie and Y/n watch the two of them fighting for a few moments before running over to help Vaggie. Meanwhile Lucifer, in the form of an octopus, has Adam wrapped up in his tentacles before Adam chucks him away, Lucifer changing back to his standard form. Adam charges up a huge blast of angelic light at Lucifer. Lucifer dodges and the light chops the hotel straight in half. Charlie screams as Y/n slightly panics as they both fall down the middle, the entire hotel crumbling around them. Then, Lucifer swoops down and catches them.
Charlie and Y/n smile before hearing Adam's laughing. she looks and sees him charging up to them.
Charlie snarls as Y/n gave a loud sheep bleat as they both used their demonic powers as Charlie transforms her right hand, turning it red with darken splotches, somewhat resembling Hellboy, and Y/n's Red Crown turns into a sword in her hooved hand, and both block Adam just as he was about to punch them.
Adam: Whoa wait, what the fuck?!
Lucifer, Charlie, and Y/n glare at Adam menacingly, before they catapult him to the ground screaming, the impact leaving a blast wave of smoke, and a crater where he lay, his mask completely shattered, revealing his human face. He looks up and sees Lucifer in his fully demonic form, a spark of flames emitting between his horns as his eyes glow blood red and Y/n's eyes fully glowing red.
Lucifer: YOU COME AT ME, AND MY DAUGHTER AND HER LAMB BEST FRIEND! DON'T FORGET, YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE, BITCH!
Lucifer proceeds to punch Adam senselessly, fire coming from his hands as he does so and laughs at Adam's pain. Lucifer then summons a sphere of fire, preparing to finish him off, before Charlie puts her hand on his shoulder as Y/n stood by her side, getting his attention.
Charlie: Whoa, whoa, Dad. He's had enough.
Y/n: As much as I hate to admit it, I agree.
They all look down to Adam, who lies motionless on the ground. The two royals and Red Crown lamb leader vessel then leave the crater, still staring at Adam.
Lucifer: Alright. How's mercy taste, you little bitch?
Adam: No... *gets up* you don't get to end this! I'm fucking Adam! *gets out of crater and faces gang* I'm the fucking man, and you're just some fucking clown and farm animals or something! I started everything on Earth! All of mankind came from these fucking nuts! You all should be worshipping me, you ungrateful, disgusting, fucking losers-!
Adam is interrupted when a sword is stabbed through him from behind, making Adam shout in pain. Everyone stares at him in shock.
Lucifer: Hey, y-ya got somethin' stickin' outta your... your thing there.
Adam collapses face first to the ground, revealing Y/n on his back with her eyes glowing red and with some golden blood on her, having used her teleportation magic powers to sneak up behind and stabbed Adam with her Red Crown sword.
Y/n: I got him to shut up in the end.
After Y/n had stabbed him to death, Niffty stares blankly at Adam for a few seconds before smiling and heading over to Adam's back and viciously stabbing him again and again, his golden blood going all over her just like Y/n.
Niffty: STAB! STAB STAB! Hahahaha! Haha! Hahaha! RUEAhahaha!
The Vees stare in shock at the screen from V Tower.
Niffty: Blood! Hahahaha!!
A little way away, Lute turns and looks in horror at Adam's body.
Y/n then agiley stood up and went beside Lucifer and Charlie again.
Lute dashes up to Adam just as Niffty skips off, turning him to face her. Adam gives her a small smile before dying.
Lute: Sir! Sir! Stay with me sir! ADAM!
The others then come up to her, Charlie and Lucifer in their demonic forms, and Y/n glaring at her with her glowing red eyes.
Lucifer: Take your little friends, and GO HOME! Please.
Lute realizes that the only option she has is obeying him and picks up Adam's halo.
Lute: Retreat! All Exorcists fall back!
With that command, all the surviving Exorcists take off to the portal to Heaven, Lute following behind scowling. When the portal closes, Lucifer looks to the group.
Y/n's sword then turns back into the Red Crown and went back on top of her head as it turns back into its normal red and black colors, and Y/n's red glowing eyes turn back into her normal ones.
Lucifer: Sooo....*sighs* Who's up for pancakes?
Only Niffty and Y/n raises their hands, everyone else just looks at him, unamused.
The scene cuts to a newsflash from 666 News.
Katie Killjoy: Good evening. I'm Katie Killjoy!
Katie Killjoy shoves Tom Trench out of his seat and out of the frame.
Katie Killjoy: Nobody gives a shit who you are, Tom. Breaking news - Extermination day is cancelled!
Arackniss and Baxter are seen looking at a billboard which is playing the news report. The news report begins to play clips from the fight with the Exorcists.
Katie Killjoy: Charlie Morningstar and lamb leader Y/n managed to fend off the angelic attack with more than just nice words and adorable looks.
In Cannibal Town, Rosie watches the news report while sipping tea, while in V Tower, Velvette watches the news on her phone. Valentino comes over and briefly looks over her shoulder, before walking away to play the same news report on his television.
Katie Killjoy: In an unseen turn of events, our demonic head honcho Lucifer stepped in to save his daughter's ass in the last moment. We're also hearing reports that Adam, leader of the angelic legions, first man and totally fuckable bad boy, has been slain by the lamb leader, Y/n.
From his surveillance room, Vox watches the news, which is now showing Y/n being interviewed, staring blankly at the camera. Carmilla Carmine watches the news from her office, a small smile on her face.
Katie Killjoy: Lamb leader Y/n said, quote, "I did what I had to protect my flock." And the janitor said, quote, "Y/n and Charlie told me to stab, so I did". Anyway, congrats to Charlie and her crew for not being totally fucking useless for once.
The scene cuts to Charlie, Vaggie, Y/n, Angel Dust, Husk, Niffty, Cherri Bomb and Lucifer digging through the rubble of the Hazbin Hotel. Husk picks up a broken bottle. Charlie runs through the hotel with Vaggie and Y/n, looking anxiously around. She sees KeeKee lying in the rubble and picks her up as Y/n pets her.
Charlie: Oh...there, there. It's...it's okay.
Charlie looks over and she and Y/n smile briefly when they both see Angel and Fat Nuggets reuniting. Charlie begins to walk towards them, but she stops when she steps on something. Charlie looks down to see the banner from "Scrambled Eggs" which reads "Happy first week, Sir Pentious!". Vaggie and Y/n walk over to her.
Charlie: ♪ He did it for us ♪
♪ The ultimate sacrifice ♪
♪ He gave me his trust, and look how we paid the price ♪
♪ This bloodshed could have been avoided if I convinced Heaven to work together ♪
Charlie walks through the hotel's ruins to the edge of the precipice, where she has a clear view of the hotel's sign, collapsed on the ground.
Charlie: ♪ I took a hotel, and I destroyed it ♪
♪ I know I could have done better ♪
♪ Better, instead of letting you down ♪
Lucifer walks over to her and places a hand on her shoulder.
Lucifer: ♪ Come on, little lady, why the frown? ♪
♪ In the last 10,000 years ♪
♪ You're the first one to change this town! ♪
Lucifer stands in front of Charlie and points encouragingly at her.
Lucifer: ♪ You can do this! Now I know it! ♪
♪ For your story has just begun! ♪
♪ You can't quit now, hell, you owe it! ♪
♪ There's still damage to be undone ♪
♪ You've changed my mind, you've touched their hearts ♪
Vaggie, Y/n, Angel (who is still holding Fat Nuggets), Husk, Niffty and Cherri Bomb gather around the two of them.
Lucifer: ♪ Found the good in souls gone bad ♪
♪ The stage is wrecked, the crowd is gone ♪
♪ The show, it must go on! ♪
Everyone else gathers around Charlie, singing encouragingly.
Vaggie, Y/n, Angel, Husk, Niffty and Cherri Bomb: ♪ We can do this, we can build it ♪
♪ Best hotel that you've ever seen! ♪
♪ Twice the bedrooms, we can fill it ♪
Lucifer: ♪ With more sinners than you can dream! ♪
Lucifer, Y/n, and Vaggie: ♪ It starts with you, ♪
Lucifer, Y/n, Vaggie, and Angel: ♪ You know it's true, ♪
Lucifer, Y/n, Vaggie, Angel, Husk, Niffty and Cherri Bomb: ♪ Fulfill your destiny! ♪
Charlie, now smiling, stands up.
Charlie: ♪ So long as I've got all of you with me! ♪
The scene cuts to Niffty running around the hotel's ruins, picking up bricks.
Niffty: ♪ To build a hotel, I think we'll need some brick and lumber! ♪
Lucifer: ♪ Good thing we're in Hell, check out this little magic number! ♪
Lucifer creates huge, neat piles of bricks. Meanwhile, Angel begins to build pillars.
Angel Dust: ♪ Start with foundation! ♪
Lucifer: ♪ A remedial creation for me! ♪
Lucifer, using Keekee in her key form as a gun, creates foundations.
Niffty, Angel, Y/n, and Lucifer: ♪ It's as easy as can be! ♪
The scene cuts to Charlie, helping to rebuild the hotel while wiping away tears.
Charlie: ♪ No time for crying, we got a lot of work to do and, ♪
♪ We gotta try and, make the best of what's in ruins! ♪
Vaggie and Husk help to rebuild it.
Vaggie: ♪ New coat of paint! ♪
Husk: ♪ New lights across the marquee ♪
Charlie uses her powers to light up the lightbulbs.
Charlie, Y/n, Vaggie and Husk: ♪ With a little sorcery! ♪
Meanwhile, in V Tower, Vox bursts through the doors of Valentino's penthouse. Valentino and Velvette are already there.
Vox: ♪ After the battle, masterless cattle! ♪
Vox and Valentino: ♪ Overlords hanging by a thread! ♪
As the Vees look at a board showing a mindmap of their enemies, Vox throws a knife through an old picture of Alastor. Vox is clearly visible in the frame, but has been torn out of the picture, presumably by Vox himself.
Vox and Valentino: ♪ With a bit of bravado, maybe tomorrow ♪
♪ We'll be atop the heap! ♪
Vox and Valentino dance together while Velvette records them, smiling.
Valentino: ♪ While the rest of Hell's pissing! ♪
Vox: ♪ Alastor's missing! ♪
Vox and Valentino: ♪ Fled with his tail between his legs! ♪
♪ Nature abhors a power vacuum ♪
♪ It leaves room for you and me! ♪
Velvette comes up behind Vox and Val and puts her arms around the two of them.
Vox and Valentino: ♪ The future of Hell belongs to the Vees! ♪
As the three of them laugh together, the scene cuts to Alastor, limping towards the ruins of his radio tower while holding the broken pieces of his microphone.
Alastor: ♪ This place reeks of death ♪
Alastor enters his radio tower.
♪ There's a chill in the air ♪
♪ And I barely escaped being killed by a hair ♪
♪ "Great Alastor, altruist, died for his friends" ♪
♪ Sorry to disappoint! That is not where this ends! ♪
♪ I'm hungry for freedom, like never before ♪
Alastor walks through his radio tower, his eyes darting around the room while tugging on his hair.
♪ The constraints of my deal surely have a back door ♪
♪ Once I figure out how to unclip my wings ♪
♪ Guess who will be pulling all the strings? ♪
Alastor laughs maniacally as his shadow looms above him. Meanwhile, back at the hotel, Charlie, Y/n, Vaggie, and Frank put up a painting of Sir Pentious while Angel, Niffty, Cherri Bomb, Husk and Lucifer salute the painting Husk and Lucifer hold their hats to their chest while saluting.
Y/n, Vaggie, Angel, Husk, Niffty, Cherri Bomb and Lucifer: ♪ We can do this! ♪ (Charlie: ♪ We can do this ♪)
♪ We'll be better! ♪ (♪ We'll be better ♪)
♪ Though redemption may take a while ♪ (♪ Though it may take a while! ♪)
♪ Wayward sinners, clear their ledger! ♪
Alastor appears in the middle of the group, now seemingly recovered.
Alastor: ♪ And we're doing it with a smile! ♪
Everyone except for Husk and Lucifer cheer and hug Alastor.
Y/n and Charlie: (spoken) Al!
Lucifer: (spoken) Oh, this guy.
Charlie: ♪ We'll make a difference, wait and see! ♪
Charlie, Vaggie, and Y/n: ♪ We're gonna do this, you and me! ♪
Charlie, Vaggie, Y/n, Angel, Alastor, Husk, Niffty, Cherri Bomb and Lucifer: ♪ And then tomorrow it will be a fuckin' happy day in hell!
All of them sing the last line while looking at the rebuilt hotel. In V Tower, Vox and Valentino make out while Velvette takes a selfie with them.
Y/n went over to Alastor as Alastor went over to her.
Y/n: Alastor, I'm glad you're alright.
Alastor: I'm glad you're alright and well too, my lovely lamb leader Y/n.
They both hug each other and hold each other in their arms embraced in a close cuddle in their love.
They share a long, deep, and passionate kiss which showed their true emotions for each other.
Everyone else awwwed at the adorable sight.
They both look to each other's eyes after their loving kiss, hand in hand held together.
Y/n: I love you, my deer sinner, Alastor.
Alastor: I love you too, my lovely lamb leader, Y/n.
And the radio deer sinner and the lovely lamb leader had proclaimed their love for each other.
In Heaven, Sera and Emily are sitting in a room together. Suddenly, Sir Pentious rises up into the room. His colour scheme has been changed to white, gold and blue to match Heaven’s and he now has a love-hearts motif.
Sir Pentious: What? Where-where am I? *sees Sera and Emily* Oh, hello.
Emily, realising that this is proof that the Hazbin Hotel works, squeaks with excitement. Sera, having come to the same conclusion, looks mortified.
The scene cuts to the ocean waves washing the beaches in Heaven. In a beach chair, a lone woman with a large fedora hat sits there, watching the sea. As her hair flows by the winds, Lute comes to her and dumps the deceased Adam's halo on the ground in front of her.
Lute: Adam is dead. Your deal is done and I'm in charge now. Your brat is threatening the very foundation of Heaven. And if you want to stay here, *leans down and pointing at the sea* you're going down there *points at the woman*, and stopping that bitch and her lamb leader friend. You understand me...Lilith?
The woman, revealed to be Lilith, stared up at Lute before she furrows her eyebrows from behind the sunglasses in annoyance with an ominous music playing in the background, as the episode and the season ends.
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