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Much like Mean Girl’s (if you’re from Africa then why are you white?)

And yeah, I actually do have a pet lion- his name is Leo (ironic huh) and he sleeps at the foot of my bed every night to eat intruding strangers (including small children- the smaller the better)

No, we do not run around naked (although my brother likes to) and yes, we do have wifi.

WE KNOW OUR CURRENCY SUCKS, THANKS FOR CARING

There’s actually a lot less trees and Savannah than you would think, I’m from the city

It’s always hot. Always. It also always rains.

We have walls because we have bad crime

You won’t get attacked if you come visit us, just don’t be stupid. (I.e. waking through the middle of town)

We have cars and technology

Our president sucks and can’t speak proper English