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Me in 2009 writing fic: *everything typed meticulously in Word; a copy is sent to my official beta 24 hours before the agreed posting time; errors are fixed and timestamped in the author’s notes for posterity*

Me: Oh It’s Saturday Night!!!!

The puzzling thing about Stephen Colbert is that he’s very friendly but distant with his female guests, but a shameless flirt with every attractive man who crosses his path. The first time I noticed that I assumed I was reading the situation wrong, and the second time I thought maybe I was missing an inside joke or something, but now I have to wonder - does he do that because he’s naturally flirty and a) he doesn’t want to make his guests uncomfortable (because, well, being hit on by someone who’s interviewing you is not the best experience for women but, like, Brad Pitt doesn’t mind his married friend horsing around - different context) or disrespect his wife or b) this is actually a subconscious thing and he genuinely finds guys attractive and he just can’t help himself? 

Probably Stephen when people start catching on:

things we deserved in alex strangelove:

So Captain Underpants explores the friendship between a gay boy and a black bisexual boy and y’all wanna say Beauty and the Beast was the pinnacle of gay representation in children’s films huh

LOL @ ‘wouldn’t put political agendas in children’s books’. 

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