My Tell All with a Southern Drawl

What an obscure reference. who noticed this? Who watched Over by Hedge recently enough to recall this?

i like how his mom is immediately on his side and about to getaway car them off 

DA BUGS?!

will always reblog this story

my uncle and aunt were arguing over who had to drive home then we heard my aunt say “babe look” and she started chugging a bottle of wine

im the aunt

*kidz bop voice* i never hugged wayne i never hugged drake, on my life man, pete’s sake

i just wanna walk around in a baby pink lingerie dress sipping on bubbling champagne and maneuvering around the men that have passed out in my presence 

“i can see your bra” good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.

11:55

new pope

New Pope is the best Pope. He doesn’t hate on everyone who doesn’t conform to his faith. He lets tiny children sit in his big official chair. He poses for selfies. He is a good Pope and I hope he is with us for a long time.

That kid is living the dream and the Pope is just like “Okay” and the guy in the back is like “Ye kid”

isnt this the pope that said fuck during a speech

This pope is closer to doing what Jesus would do than any of his predecessors.