Speak friend and enter

damn a tattoo would really hit the spot right now

atp

lego building together as a date

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

anyone have a lil crush on me yet

Respectfully, I want to love you in front of people who didn't. I want them to see how much you glow when you're treated right.

some of you need to put down chat gpt and pick the magic 8ball back up

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

Official ominous sign(s)