and they were roommates

ive started to use english in ways that arent mutually intelligible to normal english speakers. i can see a dog and say “this guy is really the animal of our world” and its really about the vibes of what im saying rather than the words. if you cant understand it its your problem

When a girl sends u a cute selfie and u gotta like……sit down…..catch ur breath…..pretend like u didn’t just die and ascend 2 heaven

Track Me Not is a Firefox add-on (and Chrome extension, but please just uninstall Chrome) that hides your activity in a cloud of noise by googling random phrases. You can modify which search engines it uses, how often it makes searches, and even give it a blacklist of terms to not use in searches. 

Thanks I added the fuck out of that.

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it

we do not need midnight sun. we need a twilight book from robert pattinson's pov

the twilight one is like abstract poetry

They all kind of read like weird little stories in and of themselves. HG is about an amnesia victim trying to recall the facts people have told her about herself, but which she doesn’t remember. Twilight is a love story about two mimes. And Harry Potter is the tragic story of boy whom absolutely nothing happens to.

if you read it all three horizontally it sounds like a fanfiction cross over between katniss and harry and the author is making them have a really awkward first meeting

remember when halsey’s snl background lit up halfway through her performance with all the cities g-eazy cheated on her in….that was iconic

i KNOW the sleep tips, google. trust me, i know about the darkness and the light and evil screens and exercise and meditation and not napping. i know “”“how”“” to sleep. what i need you to tell me is how to convince my fuckass adhd brain that i need to give up on doing things for the day and that the hours between midnight and five a.m. are NOT secret free extra time that no one will notice if i steal

finding a character in every show i watch that i would risk it all for without hestitation is my personality trait

Being on Tumblr makes me forget straight people even exist

i have been feeling really great recently !!!

april fools im dead inside