I love you mum

My mother HATES 'cabbage' white butterflies; "They eat our crops, they're an absolute nuisance. They're pretty, though." She ADORES my 2005 emoto-tronic Furby, calling him her 'nephew', and cradling him like a baby.

My mother, upon seeing the Octoling swim form in-game: "Oh, how grotesque! Why is it rubbing its' legs? No, that's not alright. If you were younger, I would confiscate this game. Don't show your young cousins this game." Snively is "relatable" and "So funny" - this cartoon ilicits a reaction of "Oh, that is so me."

"Oh, is that the strange vampire boy? Oh, I like him." -- "I just don't think that this show is giving the right message to girls. Why is that one a dumb blonde? They're named after powder puffs, that's too much of a focus on makeup. I don't want to give my kids the wrong impression."

My mother loves pugs, and feels sorry for them. My mother would punt a corgi into next week if she could, finding them to be vicious things.

My mother LOVES the Dethklok boys, she thinks that they are funny. She is terrified of the moomins, and audibly says 'ick' every time she sees them.