What do you have left? Not much. Not much at all.

old xian special “#狼人杀x19天# Everyone has been waiting for a long time, the Werewolf Killing×19 days crossover is online today! !” 

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“You dare touch my soul?”

I imagined Mo putting make up on He Tian would be so cute so here it is

𝑴𝒆𝒈𝒖𝒎𝒊: 𝑫𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝑬𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒕 

𝑺𝒖𝒌𝒖𝒏𝒂: ƪ( ಠ◡ಠ )ʃ  

Pippin:

Me for the last two seconds or so: DUUUDE

18 year old bruce wayne deciding to foster 2 year old dick grayson after seeing the fateful circus incident.

(according to new jersey law people from the age of 18 and up can be foster parents with no further age restrictions)

he does most of his training carrying dick around and dick spends the entire time just monologuing about dora the explorer while bruce is like "that's nice"

(after a few months he gets totally into it he's like: "oh jeesh, i can believe swiper did that, how horrible of him, you did tell him no swiping right?")

alfred initially is like "ah master bruce, decided to sign up for teen mom season 4 have we?" but two weeks in he's dressing dick up in 'i love my butler grandpa' t-shirts and is already favouring him over bruce.

bruce at first just tells dick "i'm going to try and be a big brother to you, etc etc" but dick understands like 60% of what he just said and is calling him "dad" within 3 months.

he still goes to train with the league and has to justify to ra's al ghul why every 10 minutes he has to use the satellite phone to talk to a toddler about the plot developments of blue's clues.

him becoming batman is just increasingly harder because he has to spend an hour trying to convince dick that "no the guy in the weird suit is also me- i'm the guy in the weird suit"

by the time dick is like 3, bruce has found him hanging from a chandelier at least four times and he still doesn't know how dick managed to get up there.

bruce just hanging out with dick and being like "yeah this little dude is my best friend and what about it?"

when dick eventually gets older and is like "i wanna be a superhero and fight crime" bruce is like "you don't wanna be associated with those dweebs, go be a ballerina or something"

TAKE A SHOT EVERY TIME LITTLE MO GAY PANICS

(this is part two to this part one!!!!!)

Backstage Shenanigans

Original Art: Old Xian [19 Days]

Edit: @i-got-these-words

19 days