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bimbogollum

Damn

f-identity

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Cropped image of medieval-stylized printed text, focused on a line which reads: “This wenche thikke”

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bimbogollum

Thank you for adding this image description! Just wanted to clarify that it’s not stylised, but actual Middle English. The text is from The Canterbury Tales.

kiralamouse

Okay, had to track it down. It’s from the Reeve’s Tale, and it’s a description of a 20yo young woman:

This wenche thikke and wel y-growen was, With camuse nose and yën greye as glas; With buttokes brode and brestes rounde and hye, But right fair was hir heer, I wol nat lye.

In modern English (had to look up “camuse”, so that’s as good as my source, but I know the rest)

This wench was thick and well-grown With a pug nose and eyes grey as glass; With buttocks broad and breasts round and high, But right fair was her hair, I will not lie.

The fact that Chaucer had “big butt” and “I will not lie” within two lines of each other is causing me disproportionate amusement. Also the fact that “this wenche thikke” works equally well in Middle English and in modern slang.

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

@free-range-tiddies

@drukhari

useryoumna

AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D. APPRECIATION WEEK Day 2: An edit focusing on one or more colours » S.H.I.E.L.D. through the decades (insp. x x)

#this is gorgeous #agents of shield

sooooo.. what fandoms is everyone in now?

#tell me about your new obsessions folks I want to hear 'em #Tumblr really needs to let us consolidate all blogs across different email addresses lolol

junkyuscheeks

any other Yoshi stans still alive? BECAUSE I HAVE ASCENDED

#listen I'm aware this is the wrong blog for this but everyone needs to see this man in this suit #I am blessing your eyes just thank me ok?#yoshinori

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lady-of-the-spirit

Villains who are in romantic relationships but abuse their partners are so goddamn boring. I want villains who are absolute bastards, absolutely villains, but who are loving and caring and attentive partners anyway. Taking over the world doesn't mean you have to treat your loved ones like shit.

#you tagged this with kaz breaker and honestly yes

ohmycaptn

#captain swan

crowley-anthony

- Hamilton (requested by @swansorceress)

#captain swan

bitchvirgo

#lololol

really wish there was a magic way to merge all my blogs into one giant mess

#but like other than going back to 2013 that's not gonna happen #so here we are

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plantwitch

she’s distant! she’s incoherent! she’s sensitive! she uses escapism as a coping mechanism! she’s me!!!

chandelyer-deactivated20241003

Zuhair Murad pre-fall 2020

#oof those are gorgeous

ouat-the-hell

Emma: I need you.

Killian: For?

Emma: Ever.

Killian: *voice cracking* Oh, okay

#captain swan

mjalti

do you have a self care routine?

“Keep going bitch!!” said to myself in different accents

ohifonlyx33

technically the first recorded instance of fitz staring at jemma’s ring finger….

just sayin’

♥u♥

and now i cry.

#fitzsimmons

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swanemma

and I can’t let you go, your hand prints on my soul.

365 days of Emma Swan ❀ Day 334

#captain swan

victorpopejr

So I was drunk on snapchat last night crying

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