When on BART

When gas prices shoot up the day of the BART strike

When BART goes on strike and our boss tells us we can work from home

Choosing to go down the left side of the escalator only to be blocked by people standing on both sides and thus missing the train

When you walk into an overcrowded train in the summer

Just... this.

When I miss my stop

When the weather is cold and I get on a hot crowded train

When I miss my stop because I am reading Game of Thrones

When someone tries to squeeze into a packed train and the doors cannot close behind them

When everyone in front of me is lined up for another train and my train arrives

When the train finally arrives after a long delay

When my Clipper card does not work

When the train goes underwater and I lose data and phone reception

When you finally decipher what the conductor is saying over the loud speaker: the train will be delayed

When the train arrives as soon as I step on the platform