prompts/memes

The Mysterious Disappearance of Roanoke Colony

( a collection of quotes to be used as rp starters. cw for language. episode link here )

I went to a very grim grade school

It took three fucking years?!

Not great negotiation there

Alright, uh, let’s kill these dudes

I think we’re done here

You can stuff bones anywhere

What a piece of shit

I’d be devastated

I knew you would like a Nick Cage reference

It stinks

I know how light works

It’s good, good work

Great, I’m on board

Maybe I don’t want people to know about this

Maybe I want some people to know about this

That’s not what I’m expecting

Once you get through the stuff that makes sense, you tend to land on ‘aliens’

That’s a knowledge bomb right there

You’re startled by the truth

I think you have altitude sickness

I think you’re insane

You’re committing to this

This is what you want to be known as

The Dancing Plague

( a collection of quotes to be used as rp starters. cw for langauge. episode link here )

Can I take another guess at your name?

I am a little nasty

Has the universe ever just challenged you?

Any of the story’s you’re going to tell, is one of them at least not gonna be a bummer?

History’s a sad thing

No, say it

Okay no, that was too crass

That’s disgusting. What is wrong with you?

I’m just letting you know that if you mention those barrels to anyone else, you’ll end up in one

Now that’s some bullshit 

It was a long time ago, it’s over now

Those are my special treats 

Kinda similar to those people that danced ‘til they died in France 

I’m a history buff 

But no one ate dirt, right?

Well you’ve never taken the initiative 

I didn’t realize it was the fucking Wild Wild West out here

Well maybe have a little fun with it every now and then

I reward creativity

I fucked up. I fucked up hard, bro

Yeah, you dipshit 

It’s weird it took you this long to figure it out

I got a crazy gig for you

It didn’t take long for things to go from strange to dark 

A nice little happy ending after all. Sure, a lot of people died, but…

If you joined a dancing plague, what would your dance move be?