a conspiracy

I woke up barely able to breathe, and after helplessly trying to get up I realized I was unable to move half of my body as it was crushed under a stone slab… Where was I? What happened? I called out to as loud as I could. 

I’m sorry to disturb you so suddenly, but we thought you might be interested in seeing something special. We’ve been keeping this place secret from most people, but now that the war is over, we think it would be good if you could see what all the fuss was about. Well, let me guess, you want to know what happened at the end of the world?

Where am I? Where is everyone? 

Oh, that’s easy. You’re in a crypt deep beneath the ground. There are hundreds of other such cemeteries throughout the land, but yours is unique because it contains the bodies of those who died during the final days of the world.

Why can’t I remember the world ending?

I- You think I work with The Brilliance? The only thing that its vessels can do is be shiny and do the occasional brainwashing or fire starting, but only if they actually know what they’re doing. 

If this were any other town then no we wouldn’t be allowed to sell this, but we’re in Wooden Hills, unfortunately. We get the occasional artifact from Moonbright and the collectors like these types of things (though I don’t agree with it).

The police ruled her death as accidental, but I know that’s not true. I can’t sleep until I know.

WE’RE GONNA KILL #1 AWFUL MAN AND WE NEED HELP! CARE TO LEND A HAND? >:D I II III IV