um where's my wlw romantic comedy

Friends would have been better if Chandler and Joey ended up together. Like it’s Chandler and Joey, their lesbian neighbors Monica and Rachel, and their wacky friend Phoebe.

my dumbass forgot that Phoebe was literally bi when i wrote this post

The lack of Ross is the best thing about this post

What did Monica do to you, that you would wish Rachel upon her?

Shit… you’re right!

Y’all only hate Rachel cause she dated ross but we been knew that it was just comp het and she dated him cause he was monica’s brother dxfcvghbjnkm

You single handedly tanked the value of someone’s prime real estate and that makes me happy

As soon as I read this I immediately started thinking of ways to do this on purpose to get cheap land and I was five posts down my dash before I realised I was becoming Scooby Doo villain

My science teacher did a presentation on his dick cause for some genetic anomaly reason, he had three of them. One of them was shaped similar to a horse’s penis but it also inexplicably contained like a quart of semen. Also he was wearing like 5 layers of underwear. no one acted like this was an inappropriate situation; it was if he showed the class that he had an extra finger.

This blog is gonna fucking kill me

I broke into a sheer panic reading this post. I was absolutely wracking my brain trying to imagine a man with three dicks and giving a presentation to his class. I was trying to come up with any possible explanation for this absolute Unit, absolute Freaque™️ of nature…,,and then i saw the blog name. I want to fucking die, euthanize me PLEASE i am BEGGING you