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Snap Maws are not apart of the Snapdragon family, while similar Snap Maws are similar to onions or succulents.

They do not need much water to survive and feedings can be done bi-weekly. Preferring locusts or crickets for a tasty crunchy snack. They should have a loose substrate, and prefer to be potted.

Snap Maws, despite how they look, are very gentle and can be fed by hand or with tongs for those intimidated by them. Their spines are not very spiny and are more leaf like in texture and flimsiness. The real teeth are on the inside where they clamp down on squirming prey.

Snap Maws also love music, liking to “dance” to the melody. Each Snap Maw has its own preference, but are willing to listen to your taste if you indulge in its own.

Devi Daisy are a type of carnivorous plant. An opportunistic carnivore, that takes any opportunity.

They consume meat, how they consume it is unknown. You place a bowl or plate of meat, preferably whole red meat, and leave the room. No matter how quickly you return the meat will be gone.

It is not recommended you have pets when keeping a Devi Daisy, as they are known to eat unattended pets when left in the same room.

If you do keep pets, have them to never enter the room alone with a Devi Daisy. Do not keep parrots, they hate parrots and will kill them.

Devi Daisies are otherwise pleasant company, while a little mischievous and chaotic in nature they grow to be a great companion. Great with children.

Disclaimer: Keep away from newborns and any child under 10 pounds.

Devi Daisies have a similar mental capacity to an 8 year old human. And thus require enrichment. Supply toys for it to play with or chew on.

Devi Daisies are a 20 year commitment, and should be handled with care, if older than 59 it is not recommended to keep a Devi Daisy. If prone to heart attacks please do not keep a Devi Daisy.

Hydra Blossoms or Morning Eyes, are a type of sentient flower that can grow multiple “heads” all with distinct personalities.

They do not have seeds but spread like the common strawberry plant putting out runners, stems that grow roots.

The plant is known for its curiosity and friendly demeanor. It can however, at times, produce aggressive blossoms. Those can influence the other “heads” very quickly. It is recommended to prune away any bad buds, while the plant sleeps preferably. Lest two more angry “heads” grow in its place.

The Dryad Bush is a docile, quiet, and generally easy species to care for.

Requiring minimal watering they do need to be fed raw meat. At this stage of the bush’s life you’ll need to dig a hole under the plant and bury its meal. Depending on the quality of the meat, and how much you decide to sacrifice, you will see a growth in the bush or you’ll have to feed it again.

Feedings are needed at least every fortnight, but new owners are recommended to feed every week. For every feeding to delay by a day until you can feed them every two weeks.

Like I can’t put both legs behind my head anymore, but I can hook my knee over my shoulder. Twist my spine around till it’s in a bend and I face the same way as my legs.

. . .

The funnier one is probably people getting grossed out at me being able to pull my foot up to my chest and look at the bottom of my she while standing up.

Hurts them to see, and think about it.

Might try to get more noodle-y-ness back, might be fun might help my tight back muscles.

I wasn’t smoking cigarettes.

I’d read enough fanfiction and novels with characters smoking that I used the examples for my descriptions.

They didn’t believe me of course.

Still bothered about the whole lack of communication with the royal family, it does sound like EVERYONE KNOWS though.

Big Question: Who just lets former fiancé to the Eldest Princess, due to being a massive cuck, anywhere near the Princess??

I also do not like the lack of time differentiation.

Another take I realized is Bog King just hates ALL love not just Love Potions in general, which is confusing. And the fairies seem to be more accepting of Love Potions with the way Marianne mentioned Sugar Plum getting imprisoned, and the trio of Roland Idiots bring up the potions.

Dark Forest No Like Potions

Fairy Kingdom Like Potion??

I wanna know why Sugar Plum hates Imp tho, I get he’s a lil shit but maybe that’s the conflict because she’s also a little shit.

She also gives the impression of a genie, or dinjn, I blame the tail and hooka music. What are Plummets???? Does the potion only works on the one of the opposite sex when used?

Still think Sunny is a complete dumbass for going along with Roland and his crocodile tears. And King Daga is also a dumbass, major dumbass.

The detail of Dawn’s eyes immediately dilating from the love potion once it’s in effect is a neat touch. But generally the “Sugar Pie Honey Bunch” scene is hilarious. Brutus was just hella hungry. And the implication of the Goblins eating fairies is pretty dark.

And I thought Griselda liked singing?? Why’s she bothered by Dawn’s singing? Bog and Dawn’s developing friendship was also really neat. Also the goblins just fearing Dawn is pretty funny.

Fight scene animation was a little weird with Bog and Marianne. Probably to make way for their banter and general flirting. They have very good chemistry.

Roland is so mean to Brutus and his nudity. Poor guy.

Bog had literal trauma from a frog goblin screaming at him after dusting her. Young and stupid, and now older with regrets. Marianne and Bog talking after the chat with Sugar Plum for the cure was probably the best conversation material I’ve heard in this film. It was realistic and empathetic.

The night flight was cute. Up until Roland… and Bog assuming the worst. Also Roland threatening Marianne and Bog with Dawn at sword point is a horrible, horrible move. That’s so stupid. Man’s an idiot. And needs to be shot.

Bog is an absolute unit for being 6-8 inches tall and holding up the upper mandible of a large carnivore skull BY HIMSELF.

Dawn still should have been mad at Sunny for dusting her tho. That should have been a guarantee, there also should have been a bit of war. Cause two kingdoms with conflicting shit. King Daga should have not been saying the whole movie message right off the bat.

I still think Thang being a girl is a neat twist for anyone who didn’t pick it up.

Marianne and Bog should not have been that awkward with the amount of times they had one another at sword/staff point trying to kill each other. Also they have only known one another for ONE NIGHT. Holy shit. Brutus looks adorable in his vest.

STILL DO NOT LIKE THE PSYCHEDELIC ENDING, NONONO WHAT THE FUCK-?!?!?

And I do it as a habit, I can pitch down my voice, talk while breathing and sound completely different. I can lisp pitch up tighten my mouth and sound like a character from a cartoon. I can change the way I speak and talk with an accent. Make up a character to wear, but not everyone does this. Which I forget…

I chirp like a chick and now everyone is looking for something that doesn’t exist. Answer the phone and watch someone’s face change when my voice changes. Whistle like a bird, bark like a dog, etc. This is all probably some form of mental stimulation when I’m bored.

I just think it’s weird that not more people do it.