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CHARACTER NAME: Noah James "Puck" Puckerman CHARACTER AGE & DATE OF BIRTH: 30 & August 14th, 1994 OCCUPATION: Buisnessman FACE CLAIM: Jack O'Connell HOMETOWN & CITY WHERE LIVES NOW: Lima, Ohio & New York City, NYC SEXUAL ORIENTATION & GENDER: Pansexual & Cis-Male RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single POSITIVE TRAITS: Loyal, Generous, Kind-hearted NEGATIVE TRAITS: Hot-headed, Silly, Stubborn CHARACTER QUOTE/LYRIC: “You think you’re a badass. I’m the original bad-ass. I had my first threesome at seven, and once I beat up a police horse.”

HEADCANONS

Noah Puckerman has never been the sharpest tool in the shed but has always been, at least to the outside world, incredibly selfish and cruel. It all began when he was a young boy and he noticed something was off at home — his dad was hardly around and his mom was always working. Without his parents to look over him, he knew no one would care if he did his homework or if he got in trouble in school. It was liberating and even then, he rejoiced in that freedom; the freedom to do whatever he wanted. That was nothing though, compared to the boy he became after his dad abandoned them. One day everything was as normal as it usually was at home and the next, all his dad’s belongings were gone and he could hear his mom crying in the kitchen, having left his little sister unattended. Angry, he lashed out at anything and everything. He might not have been the smartest guy, but he knew what’d happened.

Shaving off his unruly hair into an intimidating mohawk was just the change that he needed for everyone at school to know that he wasn’t the guy they wanted to mess with, especially not now. His grades suffered greatly, but he didn’t care since his social status rose. Noah Puckerman was something of the past and now, he only answered to Puck. Puck, the guy with the cruel nicknames and uncanny ability to make someone feel even smaller than they already were, as if they were nothing more than dirt at the bottom of his boots. They were nothing to him; it helped him ignore the feeling that he, himself, was nothing as well.

Fight Clubs and sex and alcohol fueled him; too young to handle any of it, Puck spent most of his time in detention or seclusion away from his peers and arguing with anyone he thought looked at him wrong. ‘Influential’, they called him. Teachers thought he’d distract other pupils and, as a last resort, football was offered to him to release some of his energy. It had helped, for the most part, until Puck had started noticing the cheerios skirts more than the ball–which was probably why they were such a crappy team. Puck wasn’t dumb, not like they thought he was, but he knew he wasn’t smart so conquering high school either with as many notches as he could was his goal and he was well on his way to succeeding. If Lima was where he peaked then he was planning on doing it in style, in ways he’d be remembered forever and with as many broken hearts behind him as he could count.

When the New Directions became the thing at William McKinley, Puck smirked to himself and looked at who was the lowest of the low and with slushie in hand, let each and every one of them know that they were the biggest losers there. If anyone were to defy him and go against the grain, they’d get at the very least one slushie a day till they remembered their place at school. Even if they were on the football with him, he’d give them a clear nudge in what he believed to be the right direction. A slushie to the face of the losers — especially those in that stupid, useless glee club. However, when after Quinn Fabray joined the club, Puck discovered that she had become pregnant with his baby, and joined the glee club as a way of being closer to her. But, in the end, Puck begins to enjoy Glee Club and find his passion for singing.

After high school, Puck found his way to the army, and soon enough, he was one of the best in there. He spent all his time working out, and doing his best for everyone to see that he really wanted to be there. He was not going to mess this up like in high school. The army was where he felt at home for the first time. He felt like he had a family again after leaving high school and his friends behind. He knew he had found his place! But, after four years, he wanted more and more, and that was why he decided to transfer for the American Air Force. He also served his country outside of America, and he couldn’t be prouder of himself. He really was finding his way and no longer was the same ‘lost boy’ from high school.

Last year, Puck decided to retire from army and become a business man. And now, he owns his own beer company. Homemade beer, to be honest. Everything started as a joke, but soon enough, Puck started to receive requests from people asking him to sell his beer, and well, Puck, as always, was looking for money and more ways to make money to spend on his motorcycle, and well, he decided to let himself go, and get into this crazy world of business. He is now looking for ways to make his beer company grow. He really fell in love with this industry, and not just with the beer.

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