If anyone’s needing a laugh, have a look at all these dick shaped cakes 😂

need one for every birthday

start referring to things you own as “your inventory”

“Jackie did I give you my keys?” “idk lemme check my inventory *rustling in purse*”

“yeah mom hold on one sec I just need to equip my shoes”

all good things are worth waiting for

If you think about it in the shower, you’re not over it

just wanna find the softest grass i can find and lay down in it and look at the sky for a very very very long time

@otahkoapisiakii

I can’t quite place my finger on the name for the feeling this conveys, but it is an extremely Big Mood

*gets hit with feelings i thought i was over with* mmm i see that we’re recycling now

If kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do I need to slap a chicken to cook it?

Magnificent

Warming her tootsies.

me acting like ive did nothing wrong ever

he bake the beans