MDNI ⟡ 18+

Maine almost always gets pretty worked up when sparring, specifically hand to hand. Something about grappling and wrestling with someone just lights up a carnal part of him. He’s at least half hard by the end of it, if he isn’t left with the worlds most raging boner. It gets pretty uncomfortable stuck in his armor, and he gets really huffy and a lot more aggressive about the spar. He’s probably grappling and pushing himself on top of his partner till they tap out, so he can hurry up and take a cold shower. He has a difficult time getting his hard ons down though, so theres a fifty fifty chance of him having to go back to his bunk and hump some pillows till he gets off anyways. It’s kind of frustrating for him, because he cums enough that he has to do a full load of bedsheet laundry even if he’s sticking his dick between two pillows. It just gets everywhere.

Wash has a bit of a difficult time with hands on sparring too. He’s usually got himself together, but theres a few people that make his head cloud over if they grab him a certain way or pin him down. He gets wobblier and less focused when he’s horny, and being easier to beat down only makes his issue worse. He’ll usually wait till the showers are empty to jerk off and get it over with, if he didn’t cum in his armor from a too hard chokehold.

If you make those two train together… it really just inevitable. Maine gets rougher on the training room floor, and Wash starts turning into a puddle. He’s pinned down and his legs are shaking so hard Maine has to know something’s up. Maine pushes him till he taps out, and goes straight to the showers. He’s stripping down quickly to try and will his hard on down with cold water, and Wash is lingering a bit. His armor comes off a lot slower, he’s more embarrassed about his boner. He probably almost came, and he’s throbbing and the tip is flushed pink and dripping precum. Maine hasn’t finished showering, and Wash just hopes if he turns away enough that Maine wont see his own hard on. Of course he does though.

He’s very full of himself, and he knows he’s hot. He likes filming, too. It’s always easier to do it with his helmet cam rather than a regular one, so he fucks in armor a lot. He definitely films himself masturbating so he can jack to it later or send it to Locus while he’s trying to focus.

This is for my Holy Ghost au, where Temple digs up Church’s human body from Blood Gulch in order to get his hand’s on the original Alpha AI chip, since it wasn’t the thing that got emp’d, just his projection did. With everyone out of the Gulch, he was stranded for a while.

Anyways.

These two have some nasty sex after Temple gets him a new body built up. I’m talking wire pulling, biting, scratching, wrestling for dominance, the whole nine yards. Church is a little fucked up after sitting six feet under for a handful of years, and it’s a great way to express his emotions about it in a healthier way. Temple just likes the roughness of it. Its a coin toss as to who tops.

Outfits. Most of the time, lingerie in general gets worn because one of the guys looses a bet during Boys Night. Usually, it’s not usually something they’d wear on their own, at least till it’s more of a common punishment. Wyoming doesn’t usually keep his, but Washington hoards what he and Maine get stuck with. He’s got a little box somewhere that he likes to take out sometimes. I think North is a fan of wearing his regularly, either in his room or if a partner asks him to. He’s probably the person with the least amount of shame in general, outside of Florida.

Pretty often, they have to wear it underneath their armor to actually fulfill the bet. It can get pretty uncomfortable, but trying to strip out of it quickly to shower after is the ‘worst’ part. Everyone’s been caught pulling off stockings or struggling to unlatch a lacy bra at least once or twice.

York got caught by Carolina once and the other guys didn’t hear from him for the rest of the night.

I don’t think Carolina owns any during pfl itself, except for a sheer lacy bodysuit styled set that York got her as a secret Santa gag gift, and she actually kept it. Later on I think she has a few sets. She likes the way she looks in them, and she likes the way her partner looks at her in them.

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MAINE | 11.75” | Before you say a single word, I headcanon this man as a seven foot three behemoth. That monster in his pants HAS to be proportional. He’s the biggest in the whole cast, as one out of two spartans. This thing is heavy, and you have to wrap both hands around it if you want your fingers to just barley overlap a little. Impossible to fit more than the some of the head in your mouth. He’s uncut, and he doesn’t shave, but does keep it trimmed enough down there to not cause issues in his armor. I do think he conditions his bush though, its really soft. He probably steals North’s for it. I like giving him a knot sometimes but its not really an abo thing? I just like doggymaine. Mainewash abo is peak though as a reader… Anyways. Penetration is a whole event, and if his partner isn’t already stretched with a plug, he has to prep for a while. Thighfucking is common, and honestly one of his favorites. His partner lapping at the tip while giving him a handjob is another. He prefers cumming inside when he can, but cumming in his partners mouth or painting their thighs works too. If he does get to cum inside, he keeps his partner on him for a while. He likes cockwarming a lot, especially if it keeps his cum stuffed inside. I think he also has a bit of a drippy cock. Pre beads up a lot when he gets hard, and he leaks like a faucet when really horny. If he’s hard long enough, his partners can jerk him off for a few seconds and he might shoot a small rope of pre without any extra coaxing. When he actually cums, he cums a lot. He doesn’t jerk himself off much just because its so inconvenient to clean up. Thats one reason he likes cumming inside so much other than satisfying some carnal part of his brain. If he cums on you, it doesn’t stay put. Its thick and sticky and if you’re smothered in it, it drips everywhere. He’s probably cumming hard enough to get on the sheets or floor too. He’s also a sounding guy. North’s probably worked him open a few times, and he leaks constantly during it. Theres been a few times North will stick soft silicone ones with the little knots at the end inside him, then leave it inside of him. Maine can’t stand the sensation of taking it out himself, he gets too overstimulated and his body locks up, so he has to wait for North to take them back out.

NORTH | 8.25” | It’s pretty hefty, weight and girth wise. He definitely has to prep his partners for a bit first, depending on how often they fuck. He’s really good at it though, so its not usually an issue. Uncut, but he doesn’t have the most foreskin in the world by any means. His body hair in general is light and fairly fine, so it doesn’t look like much. He shaves pretty often because he likes the feeling, and he really likes getting messy with fucking. Cum and lube getting gunked up is not a feeling he likes, so its trimmed pretty short if not outright shaved. He waxes once in a blue moon with Florida. Again, he likes mess. He likes the look of cum dripping out of his partners and getting all over his own hips. Big fan of sloppy seconds, especially if its a few turns in with some of the other guys. Wash is on the receiving end a lot. He cums a pretty large volume, too, so even if its just him and his partner, he’ll keep fucking them long enough after cumming that his own cum starts stringing between the two of them.

FLORIDA | 7” | Again with the heft. He’s a bit thicker than North, and a lot rougher when it comes to prep if his partner likes/doesn’t mind the feeling. Sometimes though, he’ll just edge his partners for a while to loosen them up before anything, or make them cum a handful of times before getting on with it. It depends on how hard he wants to go, and how hard his partners want it. He’s uncut, and definitely likes when his partners dip their tongue in a bit. Its a bit of a coin toss on if he’s au natural or if he’s shaved down there. He just does it when he feels like. He’ll wax with North occasionally because the silky feel is nice, and he thinks its a little cute when North whimpers. I don’t know if you’ve seen my Freelancer lineup, but he’s got a pfl logo womb tattoo because he thought it’d be a bit funny. He definitely likes painting his partners more than cumming in them, but wont turn down a good throatfuck. Holding his partners down while he cums down their throat makes him really excited, and he’ll probably keep messing with you till he’s fully hard again if you let him do it. He likes cumming on visible places like their face or clothes and making them walk around the mother of invention at night. A few people have been caught doing the walk of shame to the showers with a few rounds on them. He doesnt leak pre a whole lot unless he’s been focusing on his partner rather than penetration, which does happen pretty frequently. He’s got a bit of an above average volume, which does make for a pretty display piece even if its just the one round.

YORK | 6” | He’s not particularly thick by any means, and really likes working himself and his partner up with foreplay. Like. A lot. He’s definitely a game guy like North is, but especially so in private. He probably invites his partners to a “friendly” game of cards that devolves into strip poker. That probably devolves into a few different bets, especially the edging kind. He keeps his bush trimmed, but the texture isn’t particularly rough or soft. Top or bottom, he really likes getting his dick played with, and that thing drips. He’s definitely made a mess of a few boxers, because when he gets hard he’s almost constantly leaking pre. If a partner edges him while giving him a handjob, they probably don’t even need lube, he’ll coat his own dick pretty quickly. He doesn’t particularly have a preference on where he cums, as long as he makes them cum first. He loves the feeling of it when they cum on him, and he tends to finish quickly so that does tend to push him over the edge the most. Average volume, but he cums hard. He tends to cum for a while, and ends up shooting pre or nothing towards the end of it if he’s been at it for a while and keeping himself from cumming.

CT | 5.75” | Fairly average all around, either uncut or very very little foreskin? On the fence about that. She trims and keeps it tidy, but isn’t particularly held up about aesthetics. It’s really just practicality with the armor for her. She isn’t particularly interested in sex, and doesn’t have much of a libido so masturbating doesn’t tend to happen much. When she does have sex, she’s not usually doing anything penetrative on either side, it’s not really her thing. Toys can be pretty nice though, and she cums a bit less than average. It’s mostly pre. She definitely prefers more partner-focused sex if she’s engaging, she enjoys it a lot more. I do head canon her as either indifferent or greyace, so again it doesn’t happen much, if at all.

WASH | 5” | Also fairly average. Not particularly large or thick. Maine likes frotting with him, because a size kink isn’t JUST body size. The difference makes Wash a little lightheaded, haha. He’s a bit more sensitive than most of the other guys, too, sans Wyoming probably. He’s uncut, and rubbing the tip probably makes him shiver. He’s usually trimmed, but sometimes North or one of the other guys will ask him to shave. Boy’s Night prep, they wont want it to be too hard to clean him up after using him as a cumdump all night. He’s got a pretty high libido, and gets hard really easily. He’s cum just from some rough biting and marking on his neck before, especially if theirs hair pulling involved. If they’re grinding too, he’s doomed. Its really easy to make him cum untouched, doubly so if he’s getting fucked. He can cum back to back pretty easily too when he’s bottoming. He doesn’t top much, but doc got a good long taste during the recovery one era, ha. He gets a bit leaky with just a bit of attention. Its pretty easy to find boxer stains in his laundry with how often he pops accidental boners, nevermind accidentally cumming in his pants. He cums a fairly average amount, but he can keep cumming a good number of rounds before its just pre he’s shooting, if he’s not wrung out enough to cum dry already. If you get him in the right headspace (and get the right amount of weed in him) he can cum from just about anything. He’s cum a few times from his throat getting fucked and humping nothing but air. It usually makes him pretty shaky and disoriented when he does that, though. He probably jacks off a lot, too. He’d collected a lot of toys before getting on the team, and he’s a bit of a size queen. He tends to fuck himself more than use his dick when he’s getting himself off, but he’s got a nice nubbed sleeve foe when he’s in the mood, and his thighs get all twitchy when he does both at once. He’s got a few kinda of vibrators, and giving the remotes of the discreet ones to North or Maine have him melting, especially if they’re in public. He really likes being forced to cum in public, especially if hes all tucked away in his partner’s arms, sitting down next to them and trying not to shake as he creams his pants. Especially if its the second or third round of it. He’ll wear regular plugs too, in private or public. Under his armor especially. He’s made the mistake of wearing a more dildo-shaped plug a few times during training, and he has to tap out because the plug is grinding right into his prostate with the positions he gets pinned in. He’s cum a few times doing that. If its a larger plug he’s wearing specifically to stretch for maine later in the day, he’s probably cum on it a few times just going about his day. He has to wear armor because of how soaked his boxers can get sometimes, whick only makes it harder for him to take a break and take it out. If he’s particularly quick to cum that day, he’ll put a sounding rod in himself, which only makes the feeling worse. Oh, sounding devices. He likes being sounded well enough, but he really likes chastity cages with rods built in. Well, he didn’t know untill North put him in one and stuffed him with a vibrator for the day, but semantics. If it keeps him from cumming himself while wearing shorts, he’ll take it.

WYOMING | He hasn’t had bottom surgery, and probably isn’t interested in it? He’s been on T for a good number of years, at least a decade if not just barley under depending on how old you think he is, so his growth is pretty substantial. He can probably fill most of his partners palette up if they suck on it enough. He’s pale, so you know it flushes a pretty deep red. His pussy is probably a bit darker than most of his skin, too. As most clits and t-dicks alike, it is very sensitive. He can deal with direct stimulation for a little while and maintain composure, but pretty soon his legs will start shaking and it’ll be twitching and glossy. He handles overstimulation like a champ if his partner wants to make him cum over and over without stopping, though. He might cry a little but he’s really enjoying himself. He does like penetration, too. He has to use a little extra lube, but he can hilt someone pretty fast. He’s taken Maine about halfway in his pussy, and he counts that as a win. He really likes using a strap on partners, too. It makes it easy if everyone during a Boys Night is taking turns on someone, too. They tend to go up when it comes to taking turns, so he can use a strap thats somewhere inbetween North and Maine. Maybe a few different sizes, actually… He’s fairly hairy down there, but does trim and groom himself. He doesn’t tend to squirt unless he’s really stuffed full of something. He has made a mess on Maine a few times.

SOUTH | Has bottom surgery, and has had it for a while now, probably since the minute it was an option for her. She isn’t particularly interested into getting penetrated with a partner, but will use toys on herself alone. She does like strapping partners, but oral on the giving or receiving end is what I think she prefers. She usually has sex for fun rather than to get off, and the mouthfeel of eating someone out is something she enjoys a lot. She doesnt particularly trim or groom other than generic good hygine, she doesn’t see much of a point in prettying it up? She’s dyed it a few times though, very carefully. It was a little funny. I don’t have a whole lot of headcanons for her, since I do think she doesn’t have a very high libido.

479ER | She has a bit extra going on I think, a little more than average. Slight hormone imbalance maybe? Either way, her libido is pretty high and her pelican is her bachelor pad /hj. She’ll trim up sometimes if she really likes the person she wants to fuck, but its usually impromptu. She’s pretty well put together when fucking, and almost always doms weither she’s top or bottom. She likes men that whimper and women that bite back. Darker flesh toned compared to the rest of her skin. Maybe a freckle or two? She’s probably got a handful of toys, and her wand is a womans best friend. Scissoring someone with it in between them is one of her favorite things to do. If she’s on top being penetrated, or using a dildo on herself, she can occasionally get herself to squirt, but its rare.

CAROLINA | Very soft, more pink toned than flesh toned. She keeps fairly trimmed and well maintained because going through the motions of it is relaxing for her. She definitely likes topping more than bottoming, and doesn’t get penetrated much unless she’s shoving someones face down onto her and they’re lapping up her insides with their tongue. She definitely likes partners through eating her out, especially if its post-pegging and they’re already winded and shaky and gasping for breath. Its cute. She doesn’t have many toys, but she does have a nice vibrator she keeps buried under a bunch of junk in her bunk.