Myst1cal

This is really short :( sorry abt that, but im not gonna lie i ran out of ideas and got bored of writing, LMAO, also, i put on fake nails rn so writing is like HELL, so if you see any spelling mistakes please spare my soul 😢

also, this is probably ooc as we dont really have much of silent salt cookie, so i might change some stuff in the future! Enjoy!!!

>First of all, hes definitely difficult to romance, due to the fact that he has SEVERE trust issues bcuz of what happened with the whole beast's thing, but if you go out of your way to try to work through his issues and show him you are to be trusted, his heart is yours.

>With that out of the way, he is surprisingly a gentle soul, he is the DEFINITION of gentleman, he does things such as offering for you to get under his cape when it is cold/ raining, pulling chairs, opening doors, holding hands, offering to carry you when you're tired, etc.

>Also, hes very protective, hes lost so much that he couldnt stand to lose someone else, let alone YOU. He worries a lot about you, and he prefers to come with you if you go on an adventure or something like that, hed hate himself more than he already does if he let you get hurt in the slightest.

>He doesnt talk much, (duh) but when he does, its the nicest and most romantic words you have heard in your life, also, he never addresses you by name, instead he calls you things like "darling" "Sweetheart" "Dear/Dearest" "Beloved" and such.

>Hes VERY touch starved (same all all of the beasts haha angst haha) but he denies it.

>He likes kissing your cheeks, your forehead, top of your head, your knuckles, and the inside of your wrist, his kisses are always chaste and gentle.

>Hes the second tallest of the beasts, Burning spice beating him, he's 7'5.

>Likes taking you on rides with Nox black salt, especially if its on the night, as he thinks the light of the moon illuminating you makes you even more beautiful/handsome.

these are my most recent drawings, i love them ❤️❤️

IM BACK STINKIES!

first off all, considering hes a beast, i think he would be pretty big, but honestly not the biggest among the beasts id say 8.5 when fully erect

You will geniunely never see a cookie with more libido than him, he asks you to do it atleast 5 times a day (emphasis on at least) but he understands if you're not really feeling it at the moment or if you're sore

that being said, goes at it like a DOG, extremely rought without taking breaks, like when i say rough i mean ROUGH, the type that leaves you unable to walk for the rest of the day and maybe the next

Can last a long time if it means he can tease you, because he LOVES teasing you, it brings him a strange kind of joy seeing you beg for him to stop edging u

His cum tastes like blueberry milk, take that as you will

yaps a lot, even if you're overwhelmed and sore to the point the only thing that comes out of your throat are his name and moans/ whimpers and you cant understand what the fuck hes saying, only way to shut him up is to threaten him with not letting him continue if he doesnt shut up

BIG on roleplay, like, hes a jester, and he LOVES theater, how could he not??

He doesnt really have a fav position..as long as hes inside of you hes enjoying himself

So like, originally there was a first image of y/n yawning, but my phone flagged it as a naked picture??? IDK WHY??

so, uh, i dont even have a good excuse, i js forgot about tumblr 💀

So like, sorry abt that, ill try to make more posts 😭😭

So uh anyways, to redeem myself, i drew this (thats y/n cookie)

I feel like shadow milk would totes make your puppet and his puppet kiss when he thinks no one's looking

Im not really gonna submit it cuz i dont have discord, but here it is!!!

I just wanted to ask if you did requests, ur writing is very good!!

could I pls request a PLATONIC fatherly pure vanilla x teen reader comfort fic?

like reader is struggling a lot mentally, is very lonely, and going thru a lot

And they always hide it because they feel guilty and like a burden and they don’t want to bother anyone

But one day velvet catches them in this state and he just provides lots of comfort? I think anyone needs hugs and fatherly comfort these days…

Sure!! Luv ur idea!

With pure vanilla being your one and only father figure, you were sure not short of comfort, everytime pure vanilla catched you feeling down, he always made sure to do everything in his ability to make you feel better, however, this time was different, you were feeling worse than you have ever felt before, you felt... alone, like if you were the only one in this cold unforgiving world, you poorly tried to hide your pain, trying not to worry anyone and be a burden.

You were currently quietly sobbing in your bed, letting your sorrows out...until you heard the sound of you door opening and an all familiar voice "Y/n cookie do you- oh, whats wrong?" He walked into your room and sat besides you, putting a hand on your shoulder, trying to comfort you. You vented to him, sharing your misery with him, when you finished, he nodded his head, and hugged you. "Everything is going to be ok...I'll always be here for you." you held him tighter, sobbing into his shoulder. "Lets go take a walk, its a beautiful day, it will help you clear your mind!"

SHADOW MILK FANS COME GET YOUR FOOD!!!

(sorry if this is bad, im not used to writing angst, LMAO, besides english isnt my first language, sooo 😭)

You were currently sitting on the edge of your shared bed. Your partner, light milk cookie, was on his adventures looking for more knowledge, you were reading a book, however, none of the words seemed to stick in your head, you were recalling how you met him, and all the nice moments you have spent with him at this point, hes always busy, so those nice moments were once in a blue moon, however, you always enjoyed when he made time for you

Your thoughts were broken by the sudden screams of chaos and destruction outside, panicked, you jumped out of your bed and went to look outside from the window, to see what had happened. You were only welcomed by utter sufferment and violence, hundreds of cookies either screaming (i almost wrote creaming help) or killing each other, out of ALL the times that light milk was out it had to be now?! where is he anyways?! you looked up to the sky, the sky had weirdly turned black with the creepiest blue eyes, staring right back at you.

You turned away from your window, trying to think about something to do! You didn't want to die! Lost in thought, you didn't realize a weird cookie had entered your room.

"Oh, my dear y/n cookie! Whats with the long face? C'mon! Join me!" You turned around, that voice...those eyes...LIGHT MILK COOKIE? It can't be! He wouldn't be this, cruel! "Light milk cookie?" The words escaped from your mouth without you even realizing, you were scared, no not scared, TERRIFIED. "Tsk. Tsk. Shadow milk cookie now, Princess/ Prince!, Light milk cookie is long, LONG, gone!"

He got you into his arms and twirled you around, it felt like light milk cookie, and apparently it is, but this definitely isn't the cookie you know and love! You know him well enought to know that he WOULD NEVER do this "You're not him...you beast" You try to get out of his grip, but it was impossible "Such words pain me, but don't worry love! The show is just about to begin!"

First post yayayayaya

Gender neutral reader!

has millions of nicknames for you, you're shorter than him? Munchkin, Pumpkin seed, dwarf, shortcake, peanut, shrimp, etc. You're taller than him? Giraffe, Behemoth, Bean pole, Giant. Conclusion? No matter what, he will call you all the nicknames under the sun.

Absolute menace, loves pranking you, sometimes even convinces (forces) you to prank others. Although he does love pranking you, would never go too far to the point of actually hurting you, thats a line he'll NEVER cross, would rather die than hurt you.

Always floats, therefore, you are too, loves carrying you. You're scared of heights? too bad, suck it up!

Very touch starved, he was trapped in a tree for eons, always hugging you, or kissing you. Loves PDA, he deffo isn't afraid to show the world than you are his and he is yours.

Hes the shortest of all the beasts, but considering they're all tall freaks, hes still tall compared to normal cookies (6'5) Loves putting things on tall places so you can't reach them or putting them over your head, biggest piece of shit in history

Extremely protective, will annihilate anyone who even dares to even touch you

Loves stargazing with you.

Big spoon, sometimes even little spoon if you beg him enough

Lets you join his plays, absolutely fawing over you, says stuff like: "And my gorgeous/handsome y/n, my beautiful, and perfect y/n..." and he goes on and on...You can only stare at him while he calls you trillions of nice words...