ask me about my dog

You're right. I SHOULD be able to take the train from Minneapolis to Berlin.

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

"work in progress" is actually so misleading like it assumes that im actually making progress on my work

thinking jude bellingham is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing i could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and big brown eyes man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid i hate myself. oh you think the football star is hot? fucking england starter? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god hes tall should we tell everyone he's tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks THE FOOTBALL STAR is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Eight Pack is easy on the eyes. "hear me out" and its fucking god save the king. should we call the daily mail. I DISGUST myself. world cup. i should be killed