Suggestions From the West Wing

Become a reverse eco-terrorist by crashing into a Prius

egg cream

not understand the difference between pandas and koalas

Put snakes in CJ’s car if you lose the foreign aid vote and the paper runs a picture of Bartlet next to a

call it a bagel instead of a recession - via @is-this-blogging

Move the goal posts and claim the match

Send the pizza to the president of Turkministan

Ban marriage

Appoint a monarch for the USA

use a spray bottle on josh when he won’t stop yelling in front of the oval office

burn president bartlet in effigy

send condolence flowers to the living, breathing justice of the supreme court

burn bras in front of the white house

make bras our first line of defense

Never talk during the Jackal

Walk up Capitol Hill.

accidentally turn a democratic congressman into a republican