*Cookies for Everyone*

and i have to apologise

i’ve seen the error of my ways

straight boys are not ’weak and pathetic’ 

“I Want My Micoo Back”

“Jeremy, where are you?”

sugar pine 7: gay, hates discourse, probably listens to underground indie electronic angstfest bands that only steven suptic has heard of, wears flannels at all times, probably dresses and narrates like steven, has an emotional attachment to parker, sits in unconventional places, has committed murder

cow chop: radiates chaotic energy, probably a great artist, would die for james, trevor, lindsey, or all three, loves discourse and is always ready with the latest gossip, has set shit on fire and has a shrine to aleks, shit relationship w/ parents and daydreams about being adopted by brett, needs a nap or maybe a bottle of vodka

achievement hunter: probably had a huge crush on gavin, michael, or geoff at some point disregarding actual sexuality, surprisingly chill, little bit disappointed in rooster teeth, loves cute things but is still capable of murder, has no idea what cow chop is doing and is honestly too afraid to ask, doesnt actually like video games that much

funhaus: has a thing for guys that look like dads, doesnt know what the fuck is happening ever

Gavin: Yeah I'm fine, it was just the onions.

Alfredo: The onions? What did they do?

Gavin: Uh...