it'll be you and i.

…No fucking way!

If you could guess, that would mean I'm a shit present giver. And I'm not, so... I win.

Almost burnt the barn down. Almost.

Almost? That's disappointing. Woulda been one hell of a story.

Did you leave?

Is that the way you usually talk to Santa? I should have given you coal, brat.

You clearly don't know me. I'm Wes Donovan and I'm, like, Preston's frickin' sweetheart or something. That's what they tell me, anyways.

That is an understatement. I just get someone else to do it or just completely avoid it. But everything is wrapped and done with so I’m good. Next year, you’re all getting popcorn in paper bags.

Glad to hear you survived, man. If you make sure my popcorn is like homemade cracker jack shit then you're totally forgiven for it.

Thanks.

You're welcome.

Oh, Christmas is alright. Presents are not. You can carry on being excited, Wes.

I'm taking it you're not a very good shopper. I get my mom to help me with it, honestly.

Okay, then I’ll feel like slightly less of an idiot now.

See? You're a genius.

I feel like more of an idiot now.

Aw, don't feel like an idiot, c'mon. Everyone knows wrapped presents are way better than bagged gifts, anyways. 

Holidays are more trouble than they’re worth, oh my god. I don’t think I want to see the inside of a Chritsmas decorated store ever again.

What?! What's with everyone being anti-Christmas this year? Don't do this to me, man. Don't make me the only one still excited.

wrapping presents -- open starter

That's why bags and tissue paper were invented.

But we do. The pressure isn’t too bad, out here at least. Out of sight, out of mind, I guess.

I never really understood that saying. Ignoring things doesn't make them go away -- at least not for me. To each their own, I guess.

It’s like that old saying: some people are leaders, the rest are bitches.

Harsh. But I think I'm starting to understand that.