Wizard Lair

the sudden masculine urge to do as many wall pushups as possible whenever you're standing and waiting to do something. no? just me? awh okay

testosterone is fucking awesome. wdym im hard AND wet rn. i can hump things like a mutt til my cunt gets wet n then use that as lube to jerk off my dick ??? transsexuals are angels.

It's why trans men are the best fuck toys

Puppy boy with his leash n collar and soft puppy ears n tail, in doggy position. face down, ass up, waiting for command on his knees… Getting his hole eaten for reward as a treat cause hes been such a good boy, a good pup…

NEED to be pinned down, forced to stay unbelievably high while u play w my puppy holes for hours!!! overstimulate me!! and when we’re done, gimme snacks and lemme show u a documentary on my special interest NEOW

I wanna experiment on a needy puppy who gets off from how I touch him and use him like a rat lab and then tease and degrade him because of how horny a mere experiment makes him

I'd bet you'd make such a pretty noise when my cock slips deep inside your cunt. Especially if I whispered good boy in your ear while doing it...

sitting on a boys lap as he does his own thing and i fall asleep ugh i need this

“aww poor thing” yes yes yes im a pathetic little thing care for me make me feel better make me feel small nnnggghgggghghh

i think its really interesting how comfortable people and especially trans people are with making digs/"jokes" about trans mens heights. like how trfs call us "little hitlers" for believing trans men deserve rights but also i see it from presumably allies to trans men and trans men themselves. like a trans man who i follow and like the content of made a joke about trans men saying "world war 5'3 happening in my comments rn". and like seeing how a lot of trans men are very dysphoric about their height its just really interesting how comfortable people are making these jokes at our expense and even when we're "in on the joke" or whatever. real interesting

I wish for a knight so that I may gnaw upon their strong arms like a wolf with a bone. I wish to bite

don’t be silly. maids can’t have ulterior motives. they, like, get those removed at maid college or whatever. the only thing they can even think about is what’s best for their beloved princess. now if you’re done wasting your breath you’re blocking the shot of my nude portrait. oh my god you’re still talking? yes the restraints are necessary, she said i had to be perfectly still.