The Book of Onry

1. Thou shall know it’s always the fault of KÖM

2. Thou shallst never trust anyone who telleth you he’s trustworthy

3. Thou shall never trust a Henry

4.The prophet named Silke be a hipster for wearing glasses

5. The Vibschkian Oracle be a hipster as well

6. Thou shall never fight the prophet Sophia, with or without an tangerine the size of an orange that resembles an apple, as a weapon.

7. Thou shall not have any other god beside the mighty Onry

8. Thou shall not discriminate anyone for their race, gender, or sexual orientation.

9. Thou shall know that any beverage containing alcohol is bad for thee lungs

10. Eleven is the most sacred number in Onryism