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Wendigoz: Hi! Life is going pretty good so far! I made a new friend through my blog yesterday and it looks like it’s getting a lot of attention!

Wendigoz: My blog that is- I mean.

Wendigoz: As for my mortal friend... who do you mean? I have a FEW mortal friends... since most are preppy fuckwads who call all of us vamp kids losers.

“ aside from one of my fellow Vampire.. “

I Wonder who that could be.

Wendigoz: UGH.... Goth kids...

Wendigoz: Not to like, go off- but the goths around school can be SUCH assholes.

Wendigoz: Like, they’re always bashing us Vampires for nothing! They criticize us for not smoking or drinking coffee and “stealing their look” but first off; that stuff is bad for you! And secondly, we didn’t steal anything! Dark clothes are very traditional for sanguine vampires, and light colors are customary for sci vampires!

Wendigoz: It’s not that hard to understand!

Wendigoz: Plus. T h o s e particular goth kids at school kidnapped Vampir. So safe to say, that us vampires and the goths aren’t on good terms.

Wendigoz: Making me choose between being a douchebag goth or a dickhead emo is like making me choose between being eaten by wolves or burning alive.

Wendigoz: Both are equally bad! But... I guess if I had literally n o other option then I would pick goth?

Wendigoz: Okay! Guys or girls!

Wendigoz: Uhhh well- I like both actually! Everyone! I like guys, gals, nonbinary pals, everyone of all sorts of gender identity!

Wendigoz: In my opinion, there’s just too many beautiful people out there to choose.

Wendigoz: As for my crush, I’m still not gunna spill the beans but I will say he’s a boy! A very very cute boy, might I add...

Annie: Awwwww Wendie! That’s sooo cute! I bet he’s super duper adorable!

Ryan: Bro, Larry, get your dirty fucking foot off of me. Seriously.

Larry: Chill out dude, these shoes are new! Also, I have nowhere else to put my feet thanks to you sitting there stuffed between the bleachers so you’re just gunna have to deal with it. You did this to yourself, bro.

Ryan: Whatever. But as soon as I get out of here I’m gunna get you back.

Larry: See that’s the spirit!

Ryan: Yep. Just your fucking foot rest for whenever you decide to wipe your sneakers clean on my vest I guess.

Larry: Yeah! See, it’s no big deal, bro. Glad to see you had a change of heart.

Larry: Sooo Wendigoz...

Larry: Are there any questions about m e?✨

Wendigoz: Uh no... not yet. Why? Did you wanna answer some?

Larry: Y e s.

Wendigoz: Oh okay! Sure! I’ll let everyone following my blog know that you’re open to questions too!

Larry: No, no, wait. Why don’t we a l l answer some questions!

Wendigoz: Like the whole group?

Larry: Yeah!

Wendigoz: Well uh, sure but is everyone... okay with that? Guys?

Ryan: I don’t care, dude.

Vampir: Sure, if I get anything then I’d be open for some questions from your dark legion of followers.

Annie: Yeah! It sounds like fun, I’d love to!

Bloodrayne: Sure, I’m cool with it.

Vlad: ZZZzzzZzzZzzzZzz....

Wendigoz: Oh, well I guess Vlad fell asleep.

Wendigoz: Well still, that’s pretty unanimous then. Guess the vampire kids are open for questions! At least until lunch ends.

Happy Pride Month!

Annie: So I was looking at eye color contacts online for like- some really cool red ones to match my hair, but the ones I want are like- two hundred dollars.

Ryan: Lame, but it’s probably better that they’re expensive. It means that the quality will probably be better.

Annie: Didn’t you use to have a pair of really cool wine-colored ones? How much were those?

Ryan: Cheap. And it showed. They irritated the hell out of my eyed and they tore within like a week.

Annie: Damn. I guess I’ll keep looking through reviews and prices then. I want some sooo bad...

Ryan: Fair enough I guess.

Larry: Right... Aaanyways... Wendigoz!

Wendigoz: Huh-

Larry: How’s that blog? Our picture getting a lot of likes? Any comments?

Wendigoz: Uh! Yeah I guess so!

Larry: Sweet! So is that what you’re lookin’ at right now?

Wendigoz: Yeah actually! I haven’t really answered a whole lot of questions yet so I’m really just doing that.

Larry: Nice! That’s cool.

Ryan: (Larry I swear to god, stop petting me.)

Larry: (Dude, but you’re hair is so slippery and weird, I can’t help it!)