That Crooked Girl

Yesterday was AMAZING.

I 💜 Lzzy Hale! The Offspring was phenomenal! SEETHER was great! 🤘

However, Five Finger Dumbass can kiss my ass! What an arrogant jerk.

Today, there’s a rain delay and I’m very, very worried. Slayer is scheduled tonight.

This campground gig is hardcore some days. We have spent all week preparing the pool so that it can be painted.

Even WITH the masks, my lungs are crunchy from spraying muriatic acid on every surface. That shit is not for the weak!

Pushing 80 years old and spry. He’s one of our groundskeepers. Swinging around a chainsaw and mowing steep ridges with ease, he babysits his grandkids constantly.

He might be 110lbs with 10lbs of tools in his pocket. White blond hair to the middle of his back, beard that would make Rip Van Winkle jealous.

String bean skinny. Vietnam vet that was in a biker gang in the 70s WHILE he was a Covington cop. (Covington was ROUGH back in the day.)

They’d call him to do “public relations “ when the biker gangs would blow up each other’s clubhouse or to break up knife fights or deal with the aftermath.

Sitting with him beside a campfire, you just don’t know what the hell story will come up next, might be half bullshit or absolute truth, but he’s definitely entertaining.

I can’t get the image out of my mind.

They are slightly skewed ON PURPOSE because, holy smokes, it’s hard keeping them from scootching when I’m sewing. I’ve tried staples and glue and don’t have time to get to a store for double sided tape. WINGING IT! 🤘