WEMS DAYS

P.S. here’s a song that perfectly describes anxiety for some people

“don’t forget to get your tickets for the Oktoberfest Dance”

“i hope you’re spending more of your fucking time on your homework that I am on these shit quotes”

“don’t make your fucking life feel like a test you haven’t studied for”

“all questions seem stupid if you think about them enough”

“you’ve made it through one month of school. only  4.45161290323  more of these to go”

“gosh darn it’s monday again”

“on this day in fucking 1958, Paddington bear made his debut. go be a Paddington bear and make your Friday, October 13th 2017 debut. fuck superstitions, dear Evan Hansen today is a gonna be a good day.”

“1+4+2=7 and 7 is on the end of 27 and it’s also day 1 so 2 number 1s equal 2 which just so happens to be in the tens place in the number 27. today is a good day, my friends”

“try not to let this suffocating prison hurt your damn mental health on this world mental health day”

“hey look i just discovered your homeland (that you were already living in)” -Christopher Columbus to the Native Americans, probably

“today is Friday and the 279th day of the year. look how far you’ve come. (i would say look how far you’ve come without screaming but then i remembered i screamed pretty recently oops)”

-Dead. Just... Dead. Fuck everything. *unintelligible screaming*

“this quote isn’t going to be sarcastic or funny or whatever i’ve written in the past. please don’t judge people for who they are, just leave them alone. keep your thoughts to yourself and don’t tell your friends about certain things you’ve judged people for (for example noticing someone is one way and thinking that they should be another way, then telling your friend how that person should be that other way) because that only spreads negativity”

-try to ignore all the awful shit you have to put up with. you can do it.

“you can fucking do this, you have already gotten through more than one monday”