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I wore a Speedo today, for the first time.  I feel 100% man.  I ditched the "board-shorts".  I started noticing the board shorts are way too stiff, it was strange flexing my legs going up and down the pool ladder, not much give in the board shorts and my balls either fell into the left or right leg, it all felt constraining.  Also at the beach, you get a KNEE TAN with board shorts.  Board shorts fill up with AIR when i'm at the hottub and then leak out like farts.  Board shorts fill up with water when you are trying to swim and weigh me down.  I want my freedom back.  I decided to free myself of the board short and I went to my local sports store and got a pair of plain black Speedos.  I headed to the changing room to try them on.  You're not supposed try 'em on naked, but there's no way you can keep your underwear on while seeing how your junk will settle in to a certain size.  I wear a 40 waist in pants but tried 36 Speedos, nope too tight.  Try again, ok 38 fits good and tight.  (you don't want loose Speedos, trust me).  Our local gym I saw had a bike rack out front, so I biked to the gym in T and cargos and my cargo pocket fit the Speedos nicely.  No huge board short to carry with me.  Pretty easy to tuck the Speedos anywhere and go and you are ready for the pool at the gym, pool party, or beach.  I read online that in Brazil they wear Speedos under their cargo or board shorts, so they can put their shorts back on after swimming and be ready to go eat (Imagine going to McDonalds in a Speedo) or go out on the town.  They wring out pretty quick so you don't need to use those loud lawnmower sounding contraption at the gym that is spin-drying everyone else's swimwear.  In the water I felt free, my legs not surrounded by anything.  No air pockets, not having to adjust my swimwear knowing its staying in place no matter what gave me more confidence as I wore my Speedos for the first time.  Suddenly, everyone else's board shorts seemed out of the 1800s, old antiquated --- the Speedo seems to affirm, yes I am 100% man, and I have a dick, and I don't need to hide behind board shorts.