The Magicians Season 1 Sentence Starters
“ A great way to get what you want is to be so miserable that you don’t want it anymore. ”
“ Why can’t it run on love, or… cocaine? ”
“ We can fix some things. So we fix what we can. ”
“ Every time I talk, I sound batshit. ”
“ One thing is real. You are always a raging dick. ”
“ You can’t possibly want to be a dick more than you want to live! ”
“ Phosphoromancy, bitches! ”
“ You ever want something so badly, then realize that it’s nothing like what you thought and maybe that you are stupid for ever actually even wanting it? ”
“ Magic doesn’t come from talent, it comes from pain. ”
“ I’m going to tell you something deep and dark and personal. Ready? Okay. I killed someone. ”
“ You wished my boyfriend away! ”
“ Boyfriend? He was just random cock. ”
“ Becoming me was the greatest creative project of my life. ”
“ You should be happy. Less competition. ”
“ Celebrate the world you’re in, dummy. ”
“ Hell is real, and it smells like Axe body spray. ”
“ You’re not as good as I’d hoped. But you’re better than you know. ”
“ I just stabbed my own hand! ”
“ I was very angry a moment ago, but I have to be honest, you two would make a cute couple. ”
“ You all look like you did a crime last night. ”
“ I’m in too. I heard the word illegal. ”
“ Now I kinda feel like a dick for making fun of your Garden State soundtrack. ”
“ Wait, are my eyes open or closed right now? ”
“ I’m literally becoming less cool with every word you speak. ”
“ There is no substitute for a childhood of adventure, warmth, and love. ”
“ You will never be a man. ”
“ You should have been rendered mute long ago. ”
“ This magic gin better make us see unicorns that fart rainbows. ”
“ You don’t know what cut off is. But baby, you will. ”
“ I need to be taught magic because I need to decide what magic is…for me. ”
“ But power, as you all know, does not come cheaply. ”
“ Life is raw. Everybody medicates. ”
“ Everything you say is so boring, I replace it with dubstep. ”
“ Magicians can’t eat Oreos? ”
