welcome to night vale

Clearly a group of train representatives. 

i just want to warn everyone that there was a bad accident in men’s gymnastics so if you see any videos of a male gymnast in blue about to vault do not watch it!! it’s really graphic and trending right now so be careful. his name is samir ait said and he was vaulting for france in case you would like to temporarily blacklist. i’m doubtful people will be reblogging it a lot but i want everyone to stay safe because it’s pretty rough.

What I really want to know, is does the body decompose? Does it just stay there forever? I’m not an expert on moon science, but I want answers.

moon science fact: since there is little to no atmosphere on the moon, your body would probably not decompose, but it would get hit with like hella amounts of radiation from the sun and be kinda radioactive

I’ve always wanted my corpse to be eternal and radioactive

august rolls over and yawns. wakes slow and heavy, stretching like a cat. outside, the sound of birds, the smell of grass. august turns over in an empty bed. his eyes feel swollen and tired. on the nightstand, a note from july - no one carries light like you do.

that doll can straight up go fuck itself. 

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it