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Murray Mag'Nesson: All right. You know, you have a pot of boiling water, throw a frog in, frog's going to jump out, right? Because the frog's like, "Oh, it's hot, it's boiling water." Azune Nayar: It doesn't die right away? Murray Mag'Nesson: Well, don't get focused on the details here, but if you-- It's a story. If you put a frog in a cold pot of water and you turn the heat on and it slowly heats up over time, frog won't jump out, right? Because frogs, their physiology, they're like, they're coldblooded, right? So they're going to heat up over time. Now I'm getting caught in the details. Look, the point is the frog, we are those frogs in that pot right now. Azune Nayar: Right. Murray Mag'Nesson: They're turning that heat up. Azune Nayar: Right. Murray Mag'Nesson: It's slowly going to get hot, and the next thing you know, we're going to die because we're going to be boiled to death. Azune Nayar: Yeah. I get it. Murray Mag'Nesson: Do you get it? Azune Nayar: I do. I get it now. Murray Mag'Nesson: I don't think, you're looking at me like you don't get it.

'The Snipping of Shears' (cr4e003)

"Azune, you look like a trapped bird that's about to vibrate out of a cage and give itself a little mini heart attack. What is going on? You've got to calm down." - Murray Mag'Nesson, 'Hand & Wheel' (cr4e019)

"Sweating like a pig on a spit." - Murray Mag'Nesson, 'Buried Truths' (cr4e023)

"When money walks out the door, love flies out the window." - Murray Mag'Nesson, 'Good Tidings' (cr4e024)

"I see the Shapers delivered me a nice tall glass of water today." - Murray Mag'Nesson, 'Council of Heroes' (cr4e026)

Murray Mag'Nesson: You're going to have to clench your butt cheeks, suck in your balls, all right, and you're going to have to-- Azune Nayar: I don't know how to do that. Thimble: You can suck in your balls through your butt cheeks? Azune Nayar: I don't think you-- I can try? Thimble: What does that have to do with telling the truth? Murray Mag'Nesson: Why do people not understand metaphors here? I'm just saying you have to keep up with this, Azune. You cannot break now, okay?

'Complicated Questions' (cr4e027)

"All right, everyone, get the molasses out your ass, we got to move." - Murray Mag'Nesson, 'Complicated Questions' (cr4e027)