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Bonus: unperturbed/intrigued Liam. It's Marisha's turn to be the goth

#manipulate him right back

Projekt Funball is a very serious one-shot

Bonus:

assumes Essek and Caleb are now living with the Brenattos full-time

Caleb: *solo parenting a 2 week old halfling baby, getting 0 sleep and letting no one help him*

Veth: *living in a 24-hour dream spa that Caleb won't let her leave because he feels guilty about forcing her to give birth early, sipping a martini and getting a massage by imaginary hunky men.*

Essek and Yeza: *doing the dishes*

Yeza: "So, do you guys think you'll ever move out?"

Essek: "Yes, when Caleb stops feeling guilty."

Yeza: "Ah. So never, then."

Essek: "Yes, I think this is probably our new normal. I'm so sorry."

Yeza: "It's alright. There are worse things. How do you feel about a beef stew for dinner?"

Travis: