mayor of silly town

maybe i should start posting on x cause then people will actually see my deliciously intelligent posts

its so weird that time passes and u can never stop it, ull never be able to truly relive anything. everything in ur life is slipping though ur fingers and u cant do anything about it, ure gonna die someday and then ull never be able to come back. or u will, but ull never be with the people u love ever again. have i had this thought in my past life, if i had one? have i met anyone from there now and will i ever? ill never know and i hate uncertainty

idk why i just got a sausage burger and a muffin. im not hungry and there isnt even enough space for it at my desk. id post a picture but im on my laptop and i cant use my phone for tumblr cause of my stupid iphone 7's ios!!!!!!!!!!!11 *Laughing and booing noises* STOP LAUGHING. YOULL ALL BE SORRY WHEN I GET MY GRANDMA'S IPHONE 11. *confused and shocked noises* yeah. yeah, you'll see. whos laughing now? haha.

i just realised that im repeating my old little kiddie ways with music. i used to find ALLLL the songs i liked through gacha videos and NOW i find a bunch of songs i fw through arcane edits. never lose that childlike spark of yours broski ❤

i just remembered my first tumblr account. i tried being all aesthetic and saying "i yearn to be close to the woods, but i am cursed to live as a seaside resident as there are no woods." (but in the way a 12 year old would say it). i got a comment (wowie actual people saw my posts) asking me where i live and i panicked cause i actually didnt know if there are woods in the country where i live

why do people hate chubby girls i want one to beat me up but in a hot way

i feel like a teenage girl but in a romanticized loser teenage boy way

please weird deity in the universe or something please let me go back to school or ill eat one of your sentient creations RAW animal style

i need to pee but i dont want to. fuck bladders

the post ideas are oozing out of me like holiness and light being stolen from an angel that sinned beyond god's limit

the intro of leave me alone by renee rap is awesome. "im a real bad girl but a real good kisser" is amazing cause its 2 "real"s. 2 is my favourite number next to 3, the best relationships in my life are between 2 people and i hope the 2 reals in the intro have a good relationship too

do u think the world would be awesome if in discord or something u hinted ure in a cult when u use / after every sentence

WHY DO I NOT HAVE BIG SHARP TEETH TO EAT FLESH WITH WHY WHY WHY... WHY CANT I JUST EAT RAW MEAT PLEASE GODS WHY