Situation overload

Would someone be interested in sharing a cup of coffee with me?

I don't really see how the two things are connected.

Again, I’m not so sure. A place can hardly be loved or hated, for it is not a human nor an actual living species; but liked, yes, it can be liked. Isn’t it weird? Humans can be so stupid sometimes, no offence. It happens to me myself all the time.

Well. That's very...analytical of you.

Ugh, I hope not! That would not be the best way to bring in the new year. How do I keep it away!?

Dunno, I'm not a doctor.

For a small town, this place sure is dramatic.

Good thing I tend to stay away from the drama.

Is it really the afternoon? Good lord, I’ve slept for like 13 hours. What’s wrong with me?

Could be the flu, I've heard it's going around.

I'm beginning to like it here.

I think it would be better than hating it.

…Goddamn it. Not another one.

It's cute!

Who cares about "Truth"? Let's play "Dare or Dare"! Dare my character to do two crazy things and they'll have to do one of them!

who would you NOT go out with?

Well excuse the fuck outta me.

Hey, didn't say I was complaining.

who would you NOT go out with?

We all know how into the ladies you are.

Maybe we need to exorcise the school.

And the teachers, don't forget the teachers.

I knew it. They’re all working for Satan. 

I mean, probably. There's no other way they would have the audacity to spew out the shit they do.

I’m drowning in schoolwork. Why do they leave all of the projects and shit until the very end of the semester?

Some sort of sadistic test of our stress tolerance, I guess.

I honestly don't know if I can survive one more week of school.

It definitely sucks.