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Me: sad

Someone asks me how I'm doing: I'm just tired

Me: bleeding out after being stabbed 1000 times

Someone asks me how I'm doing: I'm just tired

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Hey no (total) offense but the gender of other people dont concern you and it's not okay to invalidate them just because you're close minded.

Have you ever just met that one person in your life that makes life worth living? and like everything's okay? and they make you happy no matter what?

Well this bitch did and I couldnt be more thankful

Life update

I'm a little tired and gay

Hey if anyone is interested in tutoring me in the arts of flirting 101 I'm totally in, will pay any sum.

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claricemydarling

Dean: Did you just refer to the knife as a “people-opener”?

Soulless Sam: Should I not have?

Hey life, mind sending a bus to hit me since you always send things to ruin my life anyways?

englishgradinrepair

Some Asshole: You can’t be! Truly yourself! If you’re on medication! It’s changing the Real You™!

Me: if the real me is going to lie on the floor for 3 weeks and try to drown herself in the river I don’t want to know her, Barbara

satherine

even the darkest night will end, and the sun will rise.

exbloodjunkie

jared being a giggly baby in his new video

gripmetight-raisemefromperdition

@curly-haired-disaster

winsister91

@sofreddie cutie bean 💓

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alivedean

spn crack → 1/?

reidgif

automodownremade-deactivated202

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

jokesarefunny

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

stephendann

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

floppyschoice

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

floppyschoice

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

floppyschoice

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

floppyschoice

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

snakeybones

Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass Any other requests? Send ‘em my way!

the-incedible-sulk

THE EYES WHEN CLAPPING AND THE WHOLE HOW LOW CAN YOU GO THING OMG

“I’m a little tipsy… and I pulled my ass muscle.”

kayloo

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

“I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?”

bloganddice-deactivated20190518

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

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