Send in your Weird Al confessions, dirty and clean, here

Also try to keep confessions interesting. Thanks

It’s Alfred Brown from Doll Eye please NEVER Play it EVER

Confession 8: I saw Weird Al in concert a few months ago with my dad and not to say it awakened something in me but I think it awakened something in me.

Confession 7: I had assumed his name was “albert” until I watched Weird and I learned that it was “alfred” and I literally couldn’t focus on the movie for like 3 minutes ‘cause of the shock

Confession 6: he is king

Confession 5: “When I was like 6 I thought that he was the only man to achieve immortality (and therefore didn’t age) and then like 4 years later I learned he was like 50 and i winced so hard. no idea where i got that information.”

Confession 3: i want to burrow into his hair like some sort of burrowing rodent. perhapds a hamster of some sort. and live there.

Confession 2: Weird Al made me nonbinary

Confession 1: Weird all so fine