welcome to my brain

immediately after watching project hail mary for the first time i ended this off-again-on-again thing i had going with a guy who in retrospect sucked really badly and was not kind to me. i guess what im trying to say is thank you mr ryan gosling for saving my life

I am begging fic writers on this our beloved tumblr to get acquainted with the Keep Reading feature and to also use it. Please and thank you

funny thing about anxiety is sometimes it kind of breaks your sense of danger. like i am known for repeatedly putting myself in situations that make my friends go "bro you couldve died. werent you scared?" and the answer is 👍 yjeah. i did it scared. i do everything scared. i didnt know that was the actual important kind of scary because i usually have to ignore my fears to function in society. it will happen again. watch out.

Typical politician: delivering a single campaign promise years late, overbudget, and subsequently using it as a flashy distraction

You watch your mouth, that’s Larry you’re talking about there.

Okay but now I have Sweet Caroline in my head

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.