I'm just along for the ride

why the hell are we still on this stupid website

not straight enough for facebook & too ugly for instagram

that’s my fav panic! album

I don’t even keep my wallet in my pocket and I still slap my own ass the second I enter a public place.

LMAO

I’m glad I watched this

im jus tryna chill on a beach somewhere at 3am

REBLOG THE CHRISTMAS OTTER IN 10 SECONDS FOR BOUNTIFUL GIFTS AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS

I would have reblogged this without the hope of bountiful gifts and a merry christmas

The Colbert Report 11.19.14

You see how she explained how race is a social construct (it is) while ALSO SAYING THAT RACISM EXISTS AND IS FUCKED UP? You see how she did that? Don’t mistake this for colorblindness because it clearly isn’t.

I’ve seen so many folks of all races (mostly White people) on FB saying this is an validation of colorblindness and I’m just like DID YOU JUST STOP LISTENING AFTER THE FIRST SENTENCE OR WHAT?! 

I’ve been saying this!!

I want my booty squoze

thinking about space fucks me up 

okay so when im sexting my bro to help him build stamina so he can totally raw hot michelle on prom night do i have to say no homo after every text or can i just say it once?

This is a train wreck

define failed

dude

the dream is collapsing

im crying

i was crying and now i’m not. this is incredible.

Oh my god

always reblog

HOLY SHIT