What Weiner Is Hiding

Man, I wish this penis was being covered. (via Phony Moms - Cheezburger.com)

Eviction, Smitchen. 

Yes, a major corporate backed political organization tried to trick seniors into thinking they were being evicted, but Anthony Weiner was sexting. 

If he put on a shirt, he could totally hide that lame tattoo on his chest. (via Cheezburger.com)

(via The stimulus has recycled taxpayer dollars, towards renewable energy. 79% of those funds were recycled to foreign businesses. - Cheezburger.com)

A pair of boxer briefs in every pot. (via The richest 1 % of Americans own over 40% of national wealth. - Cheezburger.com)

Job junk. (via jobz not jockey shortz - Cheezburger.com)

Does the Medicare donut hole cover loss of pants? 

This is not news. Please continue reporting about congressional junk.

But let them never again claim they can't get answers.

OMG! I see liberty, I see france, I see Fallwell's underpants!

Hey, I wish I could whistle on the internets, that is HAWT!  That zany DOJ!

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(via litbrit: Dear Media: Is that a REAL scandal in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?)