We hate everyone

So maybe you have heard of this horrible person, maybe you have not. Either way, she sued her parents for tuition money. She is 21 and can get a job, and she sues her parents for money. Caitlyn Ricci moved out of her mother's home in early 2013 after she refused to follow her rules and moved in with her grandparents. This was after she was kicked out of another collage program that her parents paid for when she was caught under-age drinking.

She decided that her parents are required to pay for college and sued them. Oh, and won, so there is a Judge and lawyer we extra hate.

So this sets a legal precedent right?  Lets all sue our parents for other things like an Xbox One. So what if you are in your thirties, you need it to be a happy person in today’s society so your parents should pay for it. Oh and a tv to play the xbox on, and a house to keep it in. And my power and internet bill..

I hope everyone remembers her with scorn the rest of her life so that she never gets a job or gets married. Is that worth the money now Caitlyn? You need to be backhanded by at least 5 people, hard, every day, for 5 years.

Robots, We hate Robots also.Not because they might take over the world, it is because they are not getting cool fast enough.We want terminators and Gundams… and what do we get? This guy. …..WE HATE ROBOTS

Robert Norman "Bob" Ross

 Host of a famous painting show, The Joy of Painting, Bob Ross is an art icon... And possibly an evil mastermind plotting domination of the people. 

 While working as a carpenter with his father, Ross lost his left index finger. He says that did not affect his painting, but we wonder if all those "happy little mistakes" are because of it? Or maybe the loss of a finger showed him the first pain and rage that would drive him to attempt a rise to power and secure he would never suffer a loss again?

 His early life, he was in the military as a first sergeant, and this is where he learned to be hash, mean and lead troops into battle. A skill he would need as his rise to power begain.

He left the army when he had learned enough, and began to work on creating the funding needed to rise to power.

We would claim he was so broke, he had to find a way to cut back on spending, so he decided to have his hair permed, just so he could save money on haircuts. The perm hairstyle was not comfortable for Bob, but ultimately became an iconic feature of the painter. It also hides his flask and uzi.

  This hair is packing an uzi, trust us!

He started his show with 2 other people, the first 2 converts to the "Bob Ross Method".

 Art critic Mira Schor compared him to Fred Rogers, another PBS television host, noting that the softness of Ross's voice and the slow pace of his speech were similar.. they dont really look the same, so we can not say they are the same guy.. not without some kind of mind control or elaborate makeup anyhow...leading to suspicion that Mr. Rogers could be the same person, a puppet, or his right hand man (and secretly plotting a take over)

Ross founded his own successful line of art supplies and how-to books, and also offered painting classes taught by instructors trained in the "Bob Ross method," building a $15 million business.In a 1990 interview, Ross mentioned that all his paintings were donated to PBS stations to make him seem benevolent. His 20 books and 100 videotapes (the total to that date), as well as profits from some 150 Bob Ross–trained teachers(sleeper agents) and a line of art materials sold through a national supplier. Bob would also appear on the US shopping channel QVC, to promote his products on air.  So his happy little mistake funded his evil art empire as well as training other sleeper agents....

Small animals often appeared on his show, even during some of his trickier works, as he would often take in injured or abandoned squirrels and other assorted wildlife and look after them.It seems another benevolent act until you lean that he was actually forming a  secret small animal army. A horde of squirles decending on an emplacement, clawing and biting all who get in the way and able to slip into the smallest of gaps in a secure emplacement. Horrifying.

So Michael Fred Phelps II is a swimmer who won a bunch of medals. What does this prove? He has waterworld like mutations. Then again,  all the best athletes are essentially genetic freaks. That is what makes them better at the thing they do. Yea practice plays a part. but the average guy could practice twice as much as Phelps starting at the same age but never be as good. Life is not fair, get over it.Also he is part of this group that participates in even more rigorous testing for drugs that regular Olympic standards. Either he is really confident in his performance enhancing drugs, or he is a mutant. Why do we hate him? Well, His middle name is Fred.. and he comes from a line of Freds Judging by the II. Ugh!  Why else? Well he was diagnosed with ADHD. We are not sure that is a real medical issue. In most cases it is just a "my parents did not smack me and tell me to pay attention enough" issue.

We can fix that now. Just start smacking him and telling him to pay attention. This diagnosis is also in question due to the whole "Razor like focus" on a match he is often described as having. Sounds like an excuse to get drugs to me, especially when he has a DUI and evidence of smoking the pot under his belt. He even lost his Wheaties sponsorship because of the pot smoking.

   Also, he started a foundation to get kids active and into swimming.... Suspicious when you see a pic of him with this molestache...

  So to recap. Drugs, Molestache, Mutant freak, gets respect for flailing around in water, a place that people are not supposed to spend so much time in...

Kim Kardashian

Justin Beiber

Kanye West 

Paris Hilton

We hate you for being extra “quotable”  and for your mother

A) naming you Dethkarr

b) not spelling death and car correctly

c) Putting your name in all caps. You are not that special. Everyone gets one per name, not the 8 you claimed.If that is a cultural name then that is just more reason to hate your culture. 

So this dog called Bo (but that is just an alias, His real name is Amigo's New Hope, AKA Charlie) is the "First Family's"  "First Dog" or "DOTUS" (Dog of the United States). Just typing those three  "titles" makes our stomaches ache. 

This scruffy goblin was "adopted" by the President for his kids, and because if W could have a dog, so can he.  They had to get a "Hypoallergenic" dog breed so they got  a Portuguese Water dog. So a dog that does not make a person allergic to dogs sneeze? Sounds like a cat to me, or a large fuzzy rat.

  And what is up with the birth name? "Amigo's New Hope"? Sounds like an illegal immigrant dog to me. 

  To make things worse, they spend tax payer money on "Base Ball Cards" with the dog  for Bo with his new official portrait on one side and tongue-in-cheek statistics on the other; information included the facts that Bo's favorite food is tomatoes and that he does not yet know how to swim. The card is available by sending a self-addressed, stamped envelope to the White House. WASTE!

What the heck are you wearing Bo?! 

The dog is also on a diet, proving it is an American.

  As far as other reasons to hat it, the media attention is also rather silly. Two  highlights are a guest appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. (We HATE Jimmy Fallon) and author Ben Greenman, writing in The New York Times as Bo (A man pretending to be a rat..stupid), reflected on his first hundred days in office.

So, Patty Duke, member of a former clone army,married four times,  former president of the screen actors guild (SAG President is enough right there to hate), mother of a hobbit and a guy who was in possibly the worst movie ever(Garbage Pail Kids).  Lets get going. Patty Duke had a self named show where she played 2 characters, neither of which was named Patty Duke! One was called Patty Lane, the other Cathy Lane. The deception goes deeper as it turns out they were actually two people, but billed as one. See, "Patty", also known as clone 2411, and "Cathy" ,Clone 121, were part of a developing clone army that turned on itself, killing each other and consuming the others powers, highlander style. The 2 left then started the T.V, show, which ended when the final showdown took place over a dispute over who got the last green M&M that escalated into why it the Patty Duke show and not the Cathy Duke show. It is assumed that it was Patty that won, as that is the name she kept, but it is next to impossible to tell without looking at the genetic markers.

Full blown killer disguised as an innocent High schooler. She later did some other acting, kept marrying guys at least 15 years her senior while having affairs with younger men, and eventually gave birth to a future hobbit (Sean Astin), and a contributor to the horrible Garbage Pail Kids (Mackenzie Astin). The role Mackenzie played is enough to hate the whole family, but there is more.

The other clones she killed though began to surface in her mind, thus giving her issues with bi-polar disorder and possible full blown multiple personalities. Yet another reason why you don't go killing your other clones all highlander style.

So there is that dancing guy from the six flags commercials. His name is Mr. Six and we hate him.

The guy tricks everyone in to thinking he is frail then the music starts playing and he dances around and makes happy faces.

Blah, dance to stupid music some where else. You know why there are lines at theme parks like Six Flags and Disney Land?  It is not the population. They have ways to keep the line moving. It is because this guy invented them and demanded that parks implement them or he would destroy them, Yea, this guy is some kind of immortal warlock with powers and contacts  that no God fearing person should have.  That is why he is dancing so much. He gets a dollar for every minute you have to wait in line and his dark masters give him that much more power.  He also gets power for every minute you keep thinking about that stupid song after the commercial is over. BEWARE!

It says who do you hate and why.So we are going out on a limb and say it is for people to submit people they hate and why they hate them.

We hate you for questioning this.As for pre-brakers as you call them...Pre-brakers suck. That is true. It is the reason we should be allowed to drive bulldozers regularly on streets so we can plow them out of the way.

Super. We hate us too!Out spelling is bad, we don’t have any money and we hate everyone rather than just be happy.We waste Internet time for people and clog the information super highway with random and crappy sites like this rather than what the Internet is really for.Wikipedia, cat videos and porn.

We hate us!(also we are pretty much just one person, but we keep using we(cept when we mess up and don’t) What, we got a mouse in our pocket!?)We also hate our own use of parenthesis inside of parenthesis. What the heck!(We also submited this question ourselves and responded to it for content. How lame is that?)