Rib-Vault

Just saw a post cross my dash which in passing referred to different kinds of Oreos as varietals, implying that someone, like, selectively bred them to be that way. I want to live in that world. I want to see the Oreo breeding program.

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

I'm house sitting and this shower has three different showerheads and two knobs...not for cold and hot water.

kiss your screen every time you see a typo or grammatical error in my fics because it means it's home grown and not some ai bullshit and im dead serious about this

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order