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at this wedding as a bridesmaid its actually very beautiful. im gonna ask the waiter what he thinks hold on

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO this waiter off his shits he has the real tea on the bride if anyone heard him hes SO fucked

oh fuck

really disappointed to discover “ratify” absolutely does not mean the extremely cool thing you could think it means just from looking at the word

my favourite roast of all tiem is ‘‘you look like pepsi max’‘

Opens up the condom with my teeth but just starts eating it

hungwy i’ve been following you for a while but this might be it. 

So the post about wanting to fuck the starkist tuna wasn’t a problem for you

MCR had the right idea about makeup…..we all need to repopularise smearing red eyeshadow on ourselves and looking like shit

bury me in black is such a jam, gerard’s singing on it sounds like he’s gargling razorblades