no hugging, no learning

my mom told me that credit card interest paid used to be tax deductible and i looked this up because it sounded totally bananas to me but apparently this used to be the case until 1986. what sort of fantasy world were baby boomers living in

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old

m'lord I am at your cervix

country boys make do

Reblog if you want to choke on the devil's cob

not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

mine is “retired babygirl” and that’s hilarious

My sexual identity is Error 502 – Bad Gateway.

@redshirtcarmine @tiredmerdude @mrowmrowmrow9 @midwestern-cryptid

I got one that was… gross… so I redid it and got “Sick Lady Knight” and THAT I will take

"ectoplastmic disco bisexual" uhhhhhh lowkey real tho tbh

New tarot cards just dropped

Drawing challenge prompts

“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

Honestly the idea of conversing with Judas has me on the ceiling

just told a french person what spray cheese was and it feels like a hate crime