the goth gf you've been searching for.

What’s a better way to intro than using a GIF of me being licked to death by a cute dog. ☺️

But anyway, hello I’m Phil! The other half of Dan and Phil, those two guys that are currently on tour across the world that kids are dragging their parents to. Parents who literally have no idea who we are which makes for some funny reactions during the shows. I enjoy playing video games, buying house plants and never taking care of them and constantly annoying Dan. (Let’s just say touring is making that even easier to do.)

Hey what’s up, you guys?

The Queen has finally arrived. I’m Shane Dawson. You may know me as that old YouTuber guy who never showers or the guy who somehow ended up with a controversy or even Tana’s dad. I like sitting around doing nothing, drinking diet root beer and spilling tea.

Seriously though, I enjoy making people happy and being the person people can talk to, cause I’m older than most Youtubers and apparently know how to deal with serious situations.