Webbed Time

Tfw u realize you can get away with bitching all you want in your native tongue.

<<“I still can’t believe my two superiors are basically living bubblegum.. No amount of coffee will make that not depressing.”>>

“Now look at this net that I just found.”

“And now look at these webs.”

Lookit the tongue, None. Lookit. 

When you have to go to your bosses and try to get a new tongue.

She’s just going to pout at him for now while she contemplates how to get back at him for cutting her tongue off.

Licks the sword.

“Ahahaha, what are you talking about? You tell the funniest jokes, None!”

“Things are moving... fast.”

“...why are there crushed spiders everywhere?!”

“Al..right then, I suppose I’ll be crashing in this..Time Breaker place until someone needs me. Just ask my sister for me then..”

“Welp, just going to get going if you guys don’t have anything to say.”

“Well, so you guys just.. bring me back to life to do nothing?”

“Why do you keep bringing us back from the dead? It’s rather rude.”

“No.”