Who wants to hear a scary story?

V's here. V's real.

She is. And you are, too. So you must also be real.

@weaving-spiders I'm starting to get really scared.

Do you want to talk about what's troubling you? I can listen.

@weaving-spiders I'm starting to get really scared.

Do you want to talk about what's troubling you? I can listen.

[slowly and deliberately pulling the knife out of my abdomen] oh noooooo look at that. i guess you'll just have to put pressure over the wound so i don't bleed out. with your hands. if only there was some way this could have been avoided. but it can't be helped.

me if you even care

"gratuitous" violence? well, yes, i do find it very gratifying

"excessive" gore? i could still go for more, actually

sorry about the blood loss. do you uh. want it back *holds out my red dripping hands awkwardly*

hey man. i think you dropped something.

Just heard Meg call herself a "squirmy worm" and I'm not sure how to deal with this

Says the girl who ends almost every sentence with Yum.

I don't end that many sentences with it.