We’re Here For The Cult Stuff

CLAUDIA JESSIE as ELOISE BRIDGERTON

BRIDGERTON (2020-)

So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.

So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over”…things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house….she locked herself in Dales room.

So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape…

HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE

ASEXUAL AND AROMANTIC PEOPLE EXIST AND ARE PART OF THE COMMUNITY

HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE

ASEXUAL AND AROMANTIC PEOPLE STILL EXIST AND ARE STILL PART OF THE COMMUNITY

TWO YEARS LATER AND ASEXUAL AND AROMANTIC PEOPLE STILL EXIST AND ARE STILL REAL AND ARE A PART OF THE COMMUNITY

BE GAY DO DRUGS HAIL SATAN

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