Rip Your Lights Down

“If youse a cop, then you know to do what I asks of you.” Thunderhoof replied. “And everybot knows I ain’t supposed to be behind bars. That was a mistake… Soon to be rectified when I get my hands on a certain crustaceous snitch.”

“Ha, funny. Listen, officer.“ He leans in on the word, letting the mixture of disdain and condescension drip down the word. “Everyone ends up on my payroll eventually. Y’see, there’s no such thing as a ‘good’ cop—jus’ like the world ain’t made of black and white. Occasionally you gotta mix things up a bit to keep the peace. Little grey area here, maybe a bot or two gets.... displaced, and everybody goes home happy, huh?”

"If youse a cop, then you know to do what I asks of you." Thunderhoof replied. "And everybot knows I ain't supposed to be behind bars. That was a mistake... Soon to be rectified when I get my hands on a certain crustaceous snitch."

Or maybe you should loosen up so you can be the “fun” cop, huh?

And what, pray tell, is your definition of ‘fun?’ Threatening civilians? Property damage?

Both are good for starters. Though with you, straight struts, I think we'd have to start out even smaller.

Or maybe you should loosen up so you can be the "fun" cop, huh?

☢ ❝ Yeah yeah whatever Bambi. An’ if you ‘bump’ into us you’re going to have to deal with all three of us. ❞ He was acting like he could take Thunderhoof down easy. Great, now he was curious if they could take down mafia deer now. Divebomb crossed his arms and gave a aggravated huff, glaring at the other.

"I'd only count three of youse if you shoulder pads came up to my knees. As it stands..." He smirks, leaning back with his servos on hips, "Yer size makes mechs underestimate you. So long as you don't lose that spunk, you'll be a force to be reckoned wit'." He turns to go, having said his peace. He hadn't expected to walk away having a shred of respect for the ankle biter (because really, they did get underfoot), but he could acknowledge a little guy clawing his way up, too. He snorted at the sentimentality there. "Keep it up, kid."

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