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Jordan: Dino chicken nuggets is cheating.

Jules: He says you'll get all the Raptors.

#texts from Jules #accordingtojordan

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Jordan: There's nothing to be worried about. He's overreacting. Tell him to calm down.

Jules: You know there's no calming him down when it comes to all of you.

Jules: He says there will be dino chicken nuggets. You've made a classically trained chef resort to dino chicken nuggets. Do you know how wrong that is?

#texts from Jules #accordingtojordan

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Jordan: Not really feeling dinner. Sorry.

Jules: We will apparently find you?

Jules: Jordan, you know how he gets when he's worried. He's talking about how dinner is just as mobile as brunch is.

#texts from Jules #accordingtojordan

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Jules: Jordan?

Jules: I've been sent to invite you to dinner with Rob and me tonight. Bring the boy!

Jules: I've also been told to tell you that you have no choice. So we'll see you around 9?

Jules: He's waving a whisk threateningly in what I assume is your direction. Please don't make me put up with this all night...

#texts from Jules #accordingtojordan

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Robert: Looks like I’m dead, dad. Should I tell mum the sad news?

Dad: Nah, there’s that many of you she won’t even notice.

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Robert: ...

Robert: That’s it. You’re getting tapas for your birthday.

#texts from Robert #brewandbisquit

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Dad: Are you all alive? If the answer is yes, call your mother. If you're dead, ignore this text.

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Robert: Looks like I’m dead, dad. Should I tell mum the sad news?

#texts from robert #brewandbisquit

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Group MMS: The Hoarde

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Robert: Ah, so now your phone works?

Robert: Got a group of 40 coming in for a birthday tomorrow night, so I can't make it. Let's do brunch the next day. You can surprise me then.

Jordan: My phone has always worked. Check my insta. xD

Jordan: NO. NO BRUNCH. I need you to come to dinner. Please?

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Robert: I’ve seen your Instagram, and the fact that both you and Tommy ignored my requests for a check in.

Robert: It’s a little old lady’s 90th! Not something you can really reschedule on short notice.

Robert: I’ll see what I can do though. Maybe I can bribe Juliette into covering for me.

Robert: If you come back and tell us you’re pregnant I’m going to be both impressed and disappointed. Get excited.

#texts from Robert #accordingtojordan

Group MMS: The Hoarde

Jordan: Heads up; should be stateside by 4:30 tomorrow. Dinner? Got a surprise to show you all.

Robert: Ah, so now your phone works?

Robert: Got a group of 40 coming in for a birthday tomorrow night, so I can't make it. Let's do brunch the next day. You can surprise me then.

#accordingtojordan #//UNAMUSED BROTHER IS UNAMUSED

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